Norse 'Berserker' warriors

[Mowgli]

I'm pretty doubtful you can "eat" kicks to the midsection from a kangaroo. Just to add on to the other posters that have pointed out how dangerous red kangaroos are: Farmer & his dog almost drowned by a kangaroo

Mind you, this story featured a grey kangaroo, which is somewhat smaller than the red kangaroo. Getting kicked in the stomach by a red kangaroo sounds like a good way to get badly slashed up at best and disemboweled at worst.

Wow, another coward in its purest form. Im ashamed at the fear that exists within you because we are both the same species. It really bothers me to understand there are people like you out there who think so weak. Let me give you a story of how undangerous Kangaroos arent.

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOUGvldVUTE[/ame]

bytch ass Kangroo. One hitter quitter? Pathetic. And id beat the shyt out the guy beating the shyt out of that Kangaroo.

You guys just dont understand the animal kingdom and the pecking order. A man with no fear can trump a lot of dumb beast with simple haymakers. This is obviously, one of those times. I would never want to serve in combat with someone like you.



But but,
Shut the fukk up

I cant believe i share air with some of yall.

 

[The Real]

Wow, another coward in its purest form. Im ashamed at the fear that exists within you because we are both the same species. It really bothers me to understand there are people like you out there who think so weak. Let me give you a story of how undangerous Kangaroos arent.

Guy beating down Kangaroo. Swedish News. - YouTube

bytch ass Kangroo. And id beat the shyt out the guy beating the shyt out of that Kangaroo.


But but,
Shut the fukk up

Yeah, if you hit it with a car first as the article specifies he did, then kicking and killing it becomes significantly easier. Who would have thought?

 

[Mowgli]

Yeah, if you hit it with a car first, then kicking and killing it becomes significantly easier. Who would have thought?

Maybe you should watch that again you hoe cake. You dont believe in yourself so i believe that you're a bytch. And you are.

 

[OG_StankBrefs]

@ dis nikka talmbout roundhousin a fukkin kangaroo.

 

[The Real]

Maybe you should watch that again you hoe cake. You dont believe in yourself so i believe that you're a bytch. And you are.

Nah, you originally posted an article which specified that 3 people hit a kangaroo with a car, then got out, found it injured, and beat it to death. Then you quickly changed it up to a video that frames it differently, with a man fighting a small grey kangaroo. Anyway, the truth is here:

Man avoids jail after beating kangaroo to death - ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)

 

[Mowgli]

Nah, you originally posted an article which specified that 3 people hit a kangaroo with a car, then got out, found it injured, and beat it to death. Then you quickly changed it up to a video that frames it differently, with a man fighting a small grey kangaroo. Anyway, the truth is here:

Man avoids jail after beating kangaroo to death - ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)

I found a better example. An example that silenced you. But hey go ahead and keep thinking kangaroos are brolic. Ill hop in a kangaroo pouch, slap that nikka and tell it to take me to a Mcdonalds drive through like what.

Meanwhile you talkin about pathetic probabilities and statistics based solely on the bytch that exists within you. I dont have that in me, friend.

Look at chew. fukkin stupafied at the power of humanity. If only you knew you could be this powerful. Sad how content you are with being pathetic.

 

[The Real]

I found a better example. An example that silenced you. But hey go ahead and keep thinking kangaroos are brolic. Ill hop in a kangaroo pouch, slap that nikka and tell it to take me to a Mcdonalds drive through like what.

Nah, you didn't. You found an example of a man beating up a sick/injured, small eastern grey kangaroo (look up the news articles about the video- they found the animal in bad shape before they attacked it.) The kangaroos mentioned in this thread are full-grown red kangaroos. That's a different ball game, since they are both taller and heavier than you are.

 

[Julius Skrrvin]

why did he throw the kangaroo fetus tho

 

[Dusty Bake Activate]

I found a better example. An example that silenced you. But hey go ahead and keep thinking kangaroos are brolic. Ill hop in a kangaroo pouch, slap that nikka and tell it to take me to a Mcdonalds drive through like what.

Meanwhile you talkin about pathetic probabilities and statistics based solely on the bytch that exists within you. I dont have that in me, friend.

Look at chew. fukkin stupafied at the power of humanity. If only you knew you could be this powerful. Sad how content you are with being pathetic.

Wer're talking about a fully grown red kangaroo, not a small injured grey kangaroo that got hit by a car, you dumb motherfukker. Large red kangaroos are known to break men's ribs and collapse their internal organs with one kick. If you were in an octagon with a fully grown red kangaroo, you would be dead, bleeding out, or unconscious within seconds. This is not debatable! Are you really this stupid?

 

[Mowgli]

Wer're talking about a fully grown red kangaroo, not a small injured grey kangaroo that got hit by a car, you dumb motherfukker. Large red kangaroos are known to break men's ribs and collapse their internal organs with one kick. If you were in an octagon with a fully grown red kangaroo, you would be dead, bleeding out, or unconscious within seconds. This is not debatable! Are you really this stupid?

Yea move the goalpost. I dont care what color the shyt is. If a kangaroo takes one strike from my fatal fist, its over. Before i enlightened you, you once thought any kangaroo would wipe the floor with a human being. You were projecting the bytch in you at that moment. Still im sure if a kangaroo playfully kicked you in your Bird Chest im sure you would shyt your entire digestive system. Because you're a bytch.

 

[Gallo]

Nah this is the realest man thread in the coli. In Higher Learning no less. Zerozero next thread should be "who would win in a fight, a T-Rex or mowglis hairline?"

Edit.

 

[Mowgli]

Nah, you didn't. You found an example of a man beating up a sick/injured, small eastern grey kangaroo (look up the news articles about the video- they found the animal in bad shape before they attacked it.) The kangaroos mentioned in this thread are full-grown red kangaroos. That's a different ball game, since they are both taller and heavier than you are.

I posted the liink before reading that it was hit with a car first so i had to go back to the lab. What i found, shattered your mind and now you're here debating nothing. Kangaroos are bytch ass nikkas when confronted with a man who actually has hands. Its something you had to see to believe because you yourself know your limitations as a bytch ass nikka.

 

[Dusty Bake Activate]

Yea move the goalpost. I dont care what color the shyt is. If a kangaroo takes one strike from my fatal fist, its over. Before i enlightened you, you once thought any kangaroo would wipe the floor with a human being. You were projecting the bytch in you at that moment. Still im sure if a kangaroo playfully kicked you in your Bird Chest im sure you would shyt your entire digestive system. Because you're a bytch.

fukk is you talking about moving the goalposts? Go back and read my first post on the matter. I specified a LARGE RED KANGAROO. Wipe your sparring butt buddy's ball sweat out of you eyes. A fully grown red kangaroo would kick the shyt out you with both feet as soon as you cocked back to punch and send you flying like you walked into a 747 wind tunnel with your large intestine in worst shape than how sensei Sandusky left it in the dojo showers.

You have a better chance of beating Anderson Silva than you do a red kangaroo, you dumb son of a bytch.

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

its always entertaining to see what mowgli will end up making you argue.

I really can't tell if he is fukking with people just to argue or if he really is this ridiculous.

 

[OG_StankBrefs]

fukk is goin on up in hea right now?