Norse 'Berserker' warriors

[Julius Skrrvin]

Chimps attack from weird ass angles too breh, you cant predict that inhuman movement, you dont have much of a reference for it in sparring

I fought a dog once a couple years back and Im not gonna lie at first i was tryna figure out where to hit it.

Made that bytch yelp off into the distance with a round kick to the face

 

[Mowgli]

This fukking loser has the whole animal kingdom sorted and classified into categories of which ones he thinks he can beat, can't beat, or is unsure about.

When you are at the level of fighter that im at you cant help but size everyone up. Its a natural milisecond of a calculation like evaluating a womans dimensions. Its subconcious. Its like *bleep bleep bloop bloop bloop* *output* ( A kangaroo has no chance against me outside of maybe a liver shot or knocking the breath out of my lungs with a drop kick) All of this is processed in real time in a milisecond. You dont have these abilities because you fracture your wrists punching the air.

 

[Mowgli]

Chimps attack from weird ass angles too breh, you cant predict that inhuman movement, you dont have much of a reference for it in sparring

I fought a dog once a couple years back and Im not gonna lie at first i was tryna figure out where to hit it.

Made that bytch yelp off into the distance with a round kick to the face

You have to bring your opponent into your world. You cant react to stupid beasts like that. You just have to say *no, im not gonna take this shyt anymore* and provide offense. Sinch in the guillotine against a chimpanzee. I promise this technique will save your life. Despite being brolic their carotid arteries are still very accessible to this elite technique. I may have just saved your life from a chimp attack.

 

[Robbie3000]

I can't believe this is still going on.

 

[Julius Skrrvin]

You have to bring your opponent into your world. You cant react to stupid beasts like that. You just have to say *no, im not gonna take this shyt anymore* and provide offense. Sinch in the guillotine against a chimpanzee. I promise this technique will save your life. Despite being brolic their carotid arteries are still very accessible to this elite technique. I may have just saved your life from a chimp attack.

I'll eventually move into chokes/ground fighting style. I have a couple good takedowns from CMA and wrestling though, but not anything in the way of locks or subs. Right now im perfecting my current fighting style of channeling my full body power explosively into strikes.

But soon

 

[Brown_Pride]

YOu're a machine mowgli.

You or a grizzly?...de-clawed

 

[Mowgli]

YOu're a machine mowgli.

You or a grizzly?...de-clawed

I would need another 50 pounds to kill it without a weapon. Outside of that if i had a unbreakable stick i could bludgeon a grizzly bear to death with head and eye trauma. Outside of that with a little bit of luck, if i took a grizzlies back i could easily put it in a choke hold that it could not escape from and could finalize its transition into the after life. I would just need a little luck as far as thats concerned. Bears dont have the mobility needed to avoid having the back taken.

 

[Mowgli]

I'll eventually move into chokes/ground fighting style. I have a couple good takedowns from CMA and wrestling though, but not anything in the way of locks or subs. Right now im perfecting my current fighting style of channeling my full body power explosively into strikes.

But soon

Well as long as you arent fighting and skilled grapplers you should be good. Its difficult to channel the energy needed to induce comas without both feet firmly planted on the ground and the reflexes of a machine.

 

[OG_StankBrefs]

 

[Robbie3000]

middle age crisis must be terrible.

 

[Mowgli]

middle age crisis must be terrible.

I think being a bytch, like you is probably a lot worse. I've been this powerful for well over a decade. bytch has been in your family for centuries.

 

[MMS]

this dude posted a vid of someone fighting a kangaroo

 

[Brown_Pride]

I sent this thread to discovery for a show idea. Mowgli vs the wild.

So you saying if i gave you a metal bar JB you'd fuk a bear up?

just to clarify i'm not talking about this guy either.
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[Mowgli]

I sent this thread to discovery for a show idea. Mowgli vs the wild.

So you saying if i gave you a metal bar JB you'd fuk a bear up?

It cant be hallow but yea

- all day.

 

[Fillerguy]

damn i didnt know they used their tails as leverage. you gotta be hella strong to knock these guys off balance

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