Not a #GMB or #HOH but.....

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Sebastian said:
I was a good dude too once. These chicks turned my heart black though.

I've always had this fantasy of finding a down woman and building a dynasty. Like a black Kennedy family. Being the patriarch over the family, setting my boys up to do big things. I would've been happy marrying at 18. That was complete fantasy though. Women these days......scust. I"m most likely going to end up an old dude with money who's completely jaded and fukked up beyond repair :francis:
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thought it was just me :russ:
 
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Alright coli fam so as promised I’ll provide you guys with a little back story as to how I came to be in the state of mind that I’m in now. I’ll also be using nick names for the people in my story to save their identity, all three of them. I don’t really have a nick name on here so I’ll just be calling myself Genome or Geno for short. Anyways on with the story:


So I guess you can say this all started around 2009 in the month of November. I remember it being that specific month because thanksgiving is my favorite holiday :blessed:and that’s around the time a lot of dudes start inviting over potential females to sit at the table with him and his family for the big feast. Getting invited over on thanksgiving is a big deal for most because it has you feeling like
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. Let me not leave out the fact that I was 19 around this time and that this was also when myspace was still being used but facebook was on the rise. I used to be a huge myspace creep, you know the one who you’d see in all the females inbox on some “aye beautiful what’s up? How you doing sexy?” :wow:. Surprisingly I used to get a bunch of responses and actually met a few females off those lines alone.
But one in particular that caught my eye was this fine ass dime piece who we will call Ms. Parker. She was about 5’7, dark chocolate, full lips, had real long hair that ran down her back, B cup breast, and the fattest ass I have ever laid eyes on till this day. I kid you not if I had to compare her she looked dead on
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only more prettier. So I already had figured that her inbox mustve looked like Bagdad and decided to take a different approach. Conversation went like this:

Geno: Hey how you doing?:jawalrus:

Ms. Parker: I’m doing fine and yourself?

Geno: I’m good just trying to get to know you :shaq:

Ms. Parker: :wub:


I honestly thought I was being punked for a minute because I couldn't believe I got this beautiful creature to respond to my weak ass advances, until she dropped that aim address, worst mistake ever made by taking that shyt. We talk for a while on aim with lil flirty stuff here and there and eventually decide to meet up. Tell me why the same week we supposed to meet up I get a message on mysapce, from her girl friend……To be continued
 
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my nikka was out here fukking a buffy the body clone,
sadly i have a feeling thats the only W in this story right:mjlol:
 
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I’m sitting here looking at the message like :stopitslime: she was this ol dyke looking bish. Kind of looked like
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just more bulky. I wasn’t really tripping at the time but this was actually the first of many signs that I should’ve left Ms. Parker alone. So the exchange between me and the dyke goes as such:

Dyke: aye nikka you talking to Ms. Parker :birdman:

Geno: yeah, and who are you?

Dyke: thas my bish! Be cool wit all that

Geno: yeah ok :mjlol:

I asked Ms. Parker about the dyke and she tells me it’s just some chick that had a crush on her but they weren’t dating. I ask the obvious question and she tells me that she’s bi. I’m young and its my first time dealing with a bi female so I was :yeshrug: about the whole thing, foolish of me to want to date a bi chick because they are selfish as fck. Anyway we end up meeting face to face and she looks better than the pics, for those who live in the bay you’ll know what the BART station look like and that’s where I picked her up from. I took her back to the crib like
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, already planning to get up in that thang. Once we were home we chilled, watched a movie, got all cuddled up and then it was game time.

Till this day she had one of the tightest nana Ive ever been in, had to take breakes in between every 10 strokes so I didn’t end up on some
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and the ass wasn’t helping at all. Had a young breh falling all in love off the first smash. So after we done I’m laying in bed next to her and I ask her:

Geno: So what are we :lupe:

Ms. Parker: I don’t know…I guess you’re my boy friend:usure:

Geno: coo

She ends up staying the night which was my next big mistake because her moms calls her and she straight ignores the shyt :dahell: i ask her if she’s gonna answer and she just straight tells me no. I then ask if her mom even knows shes here and again answers no. Didn’t dawn on me to ask more important details about her because I saw the big ass and went ape shyt. So I kill the questions and we sleep on it, the next morning I drop her off and after a long kiss goodbye I’m headed back to my place feeling like :smugdraper: I text her asking when I’ll see her again and she tells me soon. I probably see her two more times and after the 3rd time she goes completely MIA for 2 damn months….To be continued
 
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