Not having kids appreciation thread :win:

[twan83]

Nothing wrong not having kids and appreciate it.
Me on the other hand HAVING KIDS APPRECIATION THREAD is more where i sit at. Love being a father and its the greatest thing in the world for me to feel to be honest

 

[MikelArteta]

 

[Tom]

I don't even like being a fukkin uncle


don't understand how anyone can enjoy being a parent

 

[Mook]

you don't get no ass though. I'd rather have alimony than this. it's cool till you like 40

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[TheBigBopper]

Not interested in having kids. Ever

The cost of investment rarely justifies having them. Unless your kid is Michael Jackson, Mark Zuckerberg, or any of those shytheads making millions doing Disney movies, you will never see a return on the hundreds of thousands you spend on raising kids. Plus, there's opportunity cost. I could feasibly retire in my early to mid thirties if I live relatively frugally and stock away all my discretionary income into investments. No way could I do this if I had kids, because I'd be slaving away paying for little Charlie's clothes, private school tuition, doctor's appointments, food, and I'd have to scale up to buy a bigger house.

Having kids doesn't seem worth it at all.

 

[TheBigBopper]

Hmmm trade a lifetime of joy for a night of head while drunk? Hard choice there.

I don't envy you one bit.

@ lifetime of joy.


More like lifetime of bills, busting your ass at the job to support your family, and then realizing Little Tyrone and Little Lashonda are mediocre shytheads going to third tier colleges graduating with a sub par job.

 

[Sharp]

The kids are the easy part. It's the woman u decide to have them with which will determine your experience. I love my kids, but hate the bullsheit I have to deal with.

Don't rush brehs.

 

[TheBigBopper]

A year ago I woulda been all up in this thread with ya'll appreciating have no kids. I'll be even more honest I was alil saddened when my girl told me she was preggers, turns out to be the biggest blessing I've had (I'm not religious, just a figure of speech). I know kids ruin some people life...but those are just people who make excuses for the life they wish they was living, on some I'd be if it wasn't for these kids!

THis nikka lying to himself so he can feel better about fukking up

 

[Padron1926]

affords much greater flexibility in my career......can switch jobs at a moments notice if bs is poppin off at work.....can take jobs anywhere w/o it affecting someone else

 

[Mook]

@ lifetime of joy.


More like lifetime of bills, busting your ass at the job to support your family, and then realizing Little Tyrone and Little Lashonda are mediocre shytheads going to third tier colleges graduating with a sub par job.

why do you care? you won't even get an opportunity to have kids

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[Rominati]

I aint having kids till there is a 3 and 0 in my age

 

[TheBigBopper]

affords much greater flexibility in my career......can switch jobs at a moments notice if bs is poppin off at work.....can take jobs anywhere w/o it affecting someone else

This too. I could decide today that I want to be a bond trader in Tokyo and be gone within a month. This obviously wouldn't be such an easy feat if I had kids and a wife. Family cripples your mobility.

 

[TheBigBopper]

why do you care? you won't even get an opportunity to have kids

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If I ever wanted kids, all I have to do is contact some mail order bride agency and I'll get a tight pussied Asian bytch shipped to me. I might end up doing that in about 10 years--not to have kids, but to save on hooker expenses.

 

[Chris.B]

If I ever wanted kids, all I have to do is contact some mail order bride agency and I'll get a tight pussied Asian bytch shipped to me. I might end up doing that in about 10 years--not to have kids, but to save on hooker expenses.

 

[Tom]

why do you care? you won't even get an opportunity to have kids

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you don't get no ass though. I'd rather have alimony than this. it's cool till you like 40

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I probably have mice and roaches fukking and sucking and reproducing in my crib right now bro

never understood why human beings take so much pride in some natural hormonal shyt that all animals do instinctively.

I'm awesome because.............I do mammalian things......and stuff


not having kids is basically saying fuk u to nature and instincts which I find extremely rebellious and admirable