Not Tryna Holla No More...

Michael9100

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you're not being straightforward with yourself... you don't want a relationship, you want p*ssy.... just be honest.... and if thats the case, just buy p*ssy.... she will do anything when the phone bill is overdue
 

Swirv

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Make songs about p*ssy and weed but get no p*ssy, brehs...



















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Wardo

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@these females...been on a serious drought...totally am undatable...get told no all the time...witness the transformation from an unpopular loner beta to a don't give a fukk about you...you and you zeta alpha male...what's the longest drought u been on as far as getting numbers and "unpaid" ass?...I think I've been getting turned down for 6 years straight...so I get the message...

*Google's backpage:wow:


Oh Yeah...Download my mixtape bytches... www.kavinthe1.com

Just say hi and KIM. Do that enough you will meet the people you want to meet.
 

Ronnie Macho

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You definitely got talent.

Funny how you got a song called "hoes in this house" but you ain't got no hoes :dead:

Funny thing is...that song is based on a true story...all my songs are...I write from Truth...shyt's been dry than a mug for a minute but that changed this morning after meeting a chic...and yes I got her number and she doesn't look outweigh or look
like shrek...and one more thing homie..."hoes come and go"...now let me sing about my experiences and the experienes I wish to sing into existence...:wow:
 

Ronnie Macho

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My dikk been dry since last summer baby :win::blessed:
That's right almost one full year:whoo:

:mjcry: :patrice: :francis:

Takes a lot of mental strength...i can do it due to the religious damage done to me as a child:to:u gotta get back out there playa...don't let the game do you in like that:ufdup:
 

Ronnie Macho

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Just say hi and KIM. Do that enough you will meet the people you want to meet.

Thanks...good advice but I broke the drought this morning...on the commuter bus this morning met this nice lady...lightskin with freckles...she looks a lil' like tracey ellis ross but better...slim in the waist/petite with nice feet and a lil' rump for her size...
was really nice talking to her and she gotta good "government job"...I think I'm in love...:ahh:
 
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