Not Tryna Sound Desperate , But I Need Some Love And Affection From This One Chick

[Easy-E]

That's right, L-O-V-E.

Kinda sounds like L-U-S-T.

 

[PrnzHakeem]

What song is this now?

 

[DaChampIsHere]

What song is this now?

Rihanna & Future Love Song

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

Some of y'all are really stupid.

I agree with you, but for the love of gawd, you gotta hear me out here: BE ESPECIALLY CAREFUL RIGHT NOW. I'm a fan of your posts so I'm going to give the best information I can, because I've been through this before.

• If you can, find a girl on the side that you can have some no-strings-attached fun with. It'll let you get a nice drink now and again so you're not thirsty when you meet up with your main squeeze.
• Make a few female friends, and talk with them normally. Cultivate good relationships with them. Make sure that you are constnatly reminding yourself that there are many women with good personalities that you can hang out with.
• Maintain good relationships with your brehs, too. Keep the masculine part of your personality healthy. Be ready to come off as someone who's "rough and ready" when she'll need you to be.
• Busy yourself with learning new hobbies. I suggest pretty much ANYTHING that has to do with music. You know how many blowjobs I've gotten from simply HAVING a guitar in my apartment? Many, many blowjobs.
• Get your money right, and for the love of gawd don't wine and dine her to the point of no return. It's like getting free bread: If you give it to her for free, it's worthless to her because she's not paying for it. Money is the man's pussay. It ain't worth shyt if you give it away for free.
• Casually mention other girls in conversation. Not as in you're banging/dating them, just bring up something funny/cool/interesting she did. Knowing that there are other interesting women in your life will keep her on her toes.
• If things are going well at work, talk about it. If things aren't going well at work, CHANGE THAT shyt.

Rooting for you, buddy.

 

[DaChampIsHere]

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[Sierra Mist]

Guys he was reciting lyrics to a Rihanna song.

 

[Chelsea Bridge]

People aren't stupid just because they don't know the Rihanna song. They probably just have better taste in music