Nothing worse than seeing a Comedian bomb on stage

[duck]

Hey, all. This weird p*ssy angry face dapped me on my post above. Now you all can read the thread about him being said weird p*ssy. It features him pretending not to know why I called him out, then fleeing the thread after posting a sad face emoji when I called him a p*ssy.

I am going to absolutely humiliate you everytime you're dumb enough touch one of my posts, you weird piece of shyt. Welcome to the shyt.

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/dont-mes-passive-aggressive-stalking.950010/

Let me get this strait.....

You followed him into a different thread to criticize what he did in a different thread.....at 4:30 AM ...and your goal is to humiliate HIM?

 

[BaltimoreTwilightMarauder]

1st dude wasn't even bad, it was tough crowd. I've seen others get laughs out of those jokes. His delivery wasn't perfect but still.

He was terrible

 

[Hamsterdam921]

Damn what year was this

The clothes say about 2000-2004 maybe

Ol boy that came out after him to roast was dirty as fukk for doing that to him

Most bombing comedians get roasted by the host or the next comedian up. It’s a part of the game

 

[The Guru]

It's that weird balance between people rocking with you or turning on you. Interesting. People can do the same thing and get completely different response.

 

[Blankthawtz]

watching a comedian bomb is like nails on a chalkboard to me.....i feel embarrassed for them and can't stand to watch the whole shyt....

 

[CW_1991]

Didn't Richard Pryor son or omebody like that also get treated like this?

 

[Pool_Shark]

I've seen it happen in person. He was the headliner too. My girl and I walked out I couldnt make it through the set it was so bad

 

[Diunx]

"please don't booo this is on TV"
OOOOFFF yeah buddy that sure is gonna work

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

 

[drederick tatum]

Let me get this strait.....

You followed him into a different thread to criticize what he did in a different thread.....at 4:30 AM ...and your goal is to humiliate HIM?

You got this the opposite of straight, no . I'll help you out, since you want to spring to his defense.

If you had read and understood my thread, he has been following me into random threads at random times since the summer. I made that thread to address it, but instead of doing it like a man, he went out like a bytch. I hadn't heard from him since.

I posted in this thread talking to another poster, and he came in and mad dapped me again, for reasons only he knows. @KingsOfKings and @IronFist have dubbed this "rage flirting." So from now on, when he can't seem to keep me off the mind and leave me alone, I will remind everyone that he's a bytch.

Now put down your pom poms and let him handle his own. You twisted that story all up and ignored every clear fact. Had to be a reason...

 

[Buddy]

Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Crowd: Why???​

Me: His car is in the shop

Crowd: booooo!!!​

Me: WaitWaitWait!! I got another one: A Dentist, A Plumber, and a Stunt Double walk into a bar.... They all got drunk

Crowd: BOOOOOOOO!!!!!!​

Me:

 

[Jean toomer]

Most bombing comedians get roasted by the host or the next comedian up. It’s a part of the game

I vaguely recall Jamie Foxx murdering a very sad young man during and after his bit. Think it was a roast of some kind. Just pathetic.

 

[Hamsterdam921]

I vaguely recall Jamie Foxx murdering a very sad young man during and after his bit. Think it was a roast of some kind. Just pathetic.

It’s fukked up to us non entertainers, but I listen to a few comedy podcasts and they’ve all been through both sides of it. Also if it’s a show with multiple acts, you have to get the crowd energy back up so if I got to roast the shyt out of you well

 

[Batsute]

Didn't Richard Pryor son or omebody like that also get treated like this?

Richard Pryor Jr ain’t make past 15 secs on showtime at the Apollo. Then he went on his King Kong ain’t got shyt me, my daddy Richard.


Its so demonic breh.

 

[EffedUp]

I'm an introvert, and back when I was like 7 some clowns came to school to entertain the kids. They're doing their little act on stage, and needed participants so they call for volunteers. All the vane attention seeking lil shyts put their hands up..but that wasn't enough for the clowns, they pointed at me who hadn't put his hand up and next thing I'm on stage..its quite a different view and perspective being up there looking at everyone starring back at you.
I just froze and couldn't even follow their clown instructions.

Man, I'm an introvert too and I had a moment back in the 8th grade. There was this program (like D.A.R.E. but I can't remember the name) that gathered up a bunch of 7th & 8th grade kids from the city for a 2 day stay on this campus. One of the adult leaders told us about a talent show they were doing that night. She asked me if I had any talents and I told her I could do some impersonations. I wasn't the best but I made some classmates laugh. She encouraged me to join the show and any other time I would've said no. However this time for whatever reason, my confidence was at an all-time high and I accepted.
I got up on the stage and bombed with the quickness. nikkas started heckling me hard. Felt like this on the inside:

One of the teen leads who was hosting hopped back on stage and saved me. Even started going in on the crowd. I had no business even being up there though.
I did run into breh later working at a shoe store and had to dap him up. Gave me the hookup too.