Notting hill carnival 2014

[mortuus est]

hmmm the line up is looking ok but I dunno mayne, I want my manzdem to go too

i feel u, out of 5 of my guys only 2 of us are going

im even trying to link up with this chick i met at fwd a few weeks back, fuk knows if shes going tomorrow but shes there now, hate the way she slow texts me

 

[mortuus est]

Spoiler

I was worried that you were actually being serious

you know shes a hottie right?

lightskined and curly hair

to bad shes a biatcchhhhhh

 

[EA]

hmmm the line up is looking ok but I dunno mayne, I want my manzdem to go too

As long as there's like 3 of you, you'll be alright. I'm only going with 3 of my boys 'cause we're not trying to look like we're rolling deep. Besides, you'd probably bump into people that you know anyway.

 

[TheFemalePerspective]

you know shes a hottie right?

lightskined and curly hair

to bad shes a biatcchhhhhh

I'm a bytch because I don't want to see your grimy self?
Stop trying to sit on my titties and do something productive with your life, you bumbaclot

 

[EA]

you know shes a hottie right?

lightskined and curly hair

to bad shes a biatcchhhhhh

I don't know what anyone on here looks like and unless I see legitimate proof, I always assume the worse. I watch too many episodes of Catfish with my mum to be about that life

 

[london]

The vibes look a lot in this vid @Uncle Grime. @EA

A lot more white people in this vid than I expected tho lol, I think most black people go to the bashment and soca stages tho



The line up for this year is maud tho, if your into that sort of thing

Spoiler

 

[EA]

Shy FX, Mark Ronson, Benji B, Ms. Dynamite & Mistajam

That soundstage reads like a XOYO rave

 

[mortuus est]

I'm a bytch because I don't want to see your grimy self?
Stop trying to sit on my titties and do something productive with your life, you bumbaclot

im saying we should link up, we both kool peoples and we about dat coli life so why not but you being a bytch kneega, if i see your neck im licking it with no fuks given

 

[london]

Shy FX, Mark Ronson, Benji B, Ms. Dynamite & Mistajam

That soundstage reads like a XOYO rave

I've most of them at raves before and all sick, not seen Benji B tho

David Rodigan is a don, seen him a few times at fabric and he always brings the selection, Shy Fx too

 

[EA]

I've most of them at raves before and all sick, not seen Benji B tho

David Rodigan is a don, seen him a few times at fabric and he always brings the selection, Shy Fx too

I saw Benji B and Mark Ronson a month ago at XOYO. Their hip-hop set was too sick.

I haven't listened to garage in a while so hearing Shy FX and Ms. Dynamite would be cool. Never heard a Rodigan set though, I've heard his reggae sets are mad.

 

[TheFemalePerspective]

im saying we should link up, we both kool peoples and we about dat coli life so why not but you being a bytch kneega, if i see your neck im licking it with no fuks given

We both signed up in 2012. I haven't reached 1k posts yet, but you're already 20k deep. Don't act like we're both about the Coli life. You're clearly more invested than I, and it's clear you're trying to merge fantasy with reality here; as oppose to actually trying to find out who I really am as a person. For that reason (and many more) I don't feel like having a superficial friendship with you, so you can create a thread after we meet, in order to gain fictitious daps from your coli breathrens to boost your ego. That's not happening on my watch, you turd.

Lick my neck? And you want me to meet you in public? You're a certified creep.

 

[mortuus est]

We both signed up in 2012. I haven't reached 1k posts yet, but you're already 20k deep. Don't act like we're both about the Coli life. You're clearly more invested than I, and it's clear you're trying to merge fantasy with reality here; as oppose to actually trying to find out who I really am as a person. For that reason (and many more) I don't feel like having a superficial friendship with you, so you can create a thread after we meet, in order to gain fictitious daps from your coli breathrens to boost your ego. That's not happening on my watch, you turd.

Lick my neck? And you want me to meet you in public? You're a certified creep.

im 20k deep cause i actually have stuff to say and discuss things with like minded peoples

im not trying to merge anything, now when i tried to message you a few weeks back you wasnt having it, whats a kneega to do?

im letting you know now when i see you tomorrow im coming after your neck and i'll whisper "its uncle grime baby" in your ear just to make it even more fun, watch out for me wearing a black bucket hat

 

[TheFemalePerspective]

im 20k deep cause i actually have stuff to say and discuss things with like minded peoples

im not trying to merge anything, now when i tried to message you a few weeks back you wasnt having it, whats a kneega to do?

im letting you know now when i see you tomorrow im coming after your neck and i'll whisper "its uncle grime baby" in your ear just to make it even more fun, watch out for me wearing a black bucket hat

You're so persistent.

You remind me of this little rat.

 

[mortuus est]

You're so persistent.

You remind me of this little rat.

i mean, we can still meet up peacefully if u want

 

[EA]

this exchange between @Uncle Grime. & @TheFemalePerspective is genuinely funny. Decent bantz