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You can make 2 lists or one long list of both brands. Here are mine...
Superman flicks
1. Superman. GOAT comic book movie and one of the GOATs for ALL genres.
2.Superman 2. Good sequel, good action, Terrence Stamp made it one of the GOATs
3.Superman 2: The Richard Donner Cut. Good version of S2, the recycled ending from S1 makes it inferior, tho.
4.Superman 3: Hilarious. Pryor isn't at his best, but was ok. Witty dialogue. Junkyard scene was classic.
5.Superman 4: Cheesy, but tolerable. Nuclear Man simping Mariel Hemmingway was hilarious. Reeve as Supes makes it watchable.
6. Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice. Tolerable because of Affleck.
7.Man of Steel. shyt movie, drab blue tint, tryhard action scenes, poor acting, tryhard dark tone, cringey Costner death, fakkit Brit as Supes, tryhard flirting between Supe and Lois, Lois was a lame bytch, struggle portrayal of a role Terrence Stamp immortalized.
8.Superman Returns: Absolute pure and total shyt. Routh a fakkit. Lois was a retarded c*nt. Dumb stalker scenes. Lester from American Beauty as Lex
He couldn't hold a candle to Hackman. Lame recycled plot from Supes1. Horrible film.
Batflix
1. Batman 66, Hilarious flick. Adam West is GOAT. Birth of Holy ____, Batman! which is iconic of our culture. Lee Merriweather was good. Rocky's trainer Mickey was good. Fun film not to be taken seriously.
2.The Dark Knight. Not bad at all. Ledger did well.
3. Batman Forever. Kilmer is GOAT non-comedy Batman. Riddler was gay, but didn't harm the movie too much.
4.Batman Begins. Ok flick w that Raas al gool nikka.
5. The Dark Knight Rises. Bane was aigh. Good ending to the trilogy.
6. Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice. Different characterization of Bats that wasn't bad. Dream sequences were gay.
7.Batman Returns. The Penguin was aigh. Tolerable flick, at best.
8. Batman and Robin. Pretty shytty, Arnold took a paycheck and ran.
9. Batman 89. Pure shyt. Hyped like no movie ever, played out like a late 80s tryhard to be cool 120 Minutes on Mtv Oh look at us we're dark! bullshyt. fukk that movie.
Superman flicks
1. Superman. GOAT comic book movie and one of the GOATs for ALL genres.
2.Superman 2. Good sequel, good action, Terrence Stamp made it one of the GOATs
3.Superman 2: The Richard Donner Cut. Good version of S2, the recycled ending from S1 makes it inferior, tho.
4.Superman 3: Hilarious. Pryor isn't at his best, but was ok. Witty dialogue. Junkyard scene was classic.
5.Superman 4: Cheesy, but tolerable. Nuclear Man simping Mariel Hemmingway was hilarious. Reeve as Supes makes it watchable.
6. Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice. Tolerable because of Affleck.
7.Man of Steel. shyt movie, drab blue tint, tryhard action scenes, poor acting, tryhard dark tone, cringey Costner death, fakkit Brit as Supes, tryhard flirting between Supe and Lois, Lois was a lame bytch, struggle portrayal of a role Terrence Stamp immortalized.
8.Superman Returns: Absolute pure and total shyt. Routh a fakkit. Lois was a retarded c*nt. Dumb stalker scenes. Lester from American Beauty as Lex
He couldn't hold a candle to Hackman. Lame recycled plot from Supes1. Horrible film.Batflix
1. Batman 66, Hilarious flick. Adam West is GOAT. Birth of Holy ____, Batman! which is iconic of our culture. Lee Merriweather was good. Rocky's trainer Mickey was good. Fun film not to be taken seriously.
2.The Dark Knight. Not bad at all. Ledger did well.
3. Batman Forever. Kilmer is GOAT non-comedy Batman. Riddler was gay, but didn't harm the movie too much.
4.Batman Begins. Ok flick w that Raas al gool nikka.
5. The Dark Knight Rises. Bane was aigh. Good ending to the trilogy.
6. Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice. Different characterization of Bats that wasn't bad. Dream sequences were gay.
7.Batman Returns. The Penguin was aigh. Tolerable flick, at best.
8. Batman and Robin. Pretty shytty, Arnold took a paycheck and ran.
9. Batman 89. Pure shyt. Hyped like no movie ever, played out like a late 80s tryhard to be cool 120 Minutes on Mtv Oh look at us we're dark! bullshyt. fukk that movie.
