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Niigga public access back in NYC on Cablevision used to have this joint called Virgin Models TV. I happened across it late one night while I was feeding my son. It was a broad there doing some goofy dancing but she looked good so I stuck around. Then all of a sudden, the top was off. I sat there mesmerized and almost drowned my seed in formula cause I was in shock lol... I now had another reason to be up at 2 in the morning on a Friday night



I only guessed it was Paragon because they used to stay with bad broads in their commercials. I'd always see them during Knicks and Mets games. Bay Ridge dealership was holding, too....

Ayoooo I could sworn there was this chick named Black Barbie or something like that back in the 2000s on public access late, late nights in NYC. Another thot that used to get freaky for the camera on that low budget time... and those Paragon car dealership commercials were :banderas:... I think one of the chicks was named Cindy and she had a baseball bat in her hands :noah: :pachaha:
 

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That hispanic accent, with the curves too? that's a problem

I remember shopping for a TLX and this curvy spanish girl late 20s was showing me around with this sexy mesh top and tight pencil skirt with the heels.

I asked her to come with me during the test drive for safety reasons of course lol. That accent was doing something to me.

Passed on it though turned out it was turbo 4 cylinder. Cant go less than 6. I almost asked her out when she called me at work to follow up.

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What’s the relevance of this pic you posted? Is that ole girl your story is referring too?
 

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The simping has gotta stop. Stop making every middle class light skin chick w/ a nice ass a celebrity. Shorty's nice but doesn't deserve a twitter thread.

And yall wonder why chicks who make half of what you do look at you crazy when you try to holler.
:wow: It’s the Kanye effect. nikkas started making these hoze famous for nothing now they think they’re all that
 

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Your right....

Cause we trying to make sense of this shyt...

Why are y'all hyping these bytches up...

Shorty in the OP is not special... Not at all .

Super regular.
:unimpressed:Why y’all trying to psycho analyze brothers’ taste in women? Who gives a shyt? You say this chick is ‘regular’, which is cool, but maybe some of us prefer that round the way look as opposed to the other goofiness we see online. Doesn’t make her any less sexy to me.

And it’s silly to compare her to a darker skinned woman. Some of y’all need to retake high school biology because you clearly don’t understand phenotypes. Asking me, “wOuld yOu liKe HEr iF sHe waS DArk tho?” doesn’t even make sense.
 

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You're talkin' too much sense for The Coli



So, you've never found a lesbian attractive?:stopitslime:

or a married woman who only loves her husband?:stopitslime:

You got to be able to have sex with any woman you are attracted to?:stopitslime:



:blessed:Thank you.

I swear, these nikkaz act like 90% of women, including Black women are :mjpls:, when really it these nikkaz are just miserable ass Coli nikkaz with no game.



So, if that's the case, then why would they hire her out of all the "bad" PR/DR broads to sell those cars on their social media account?:jbhmm:

And why would dudes in Queens respond to it if they see badder broads than her daily?:jbhmm:
Board has become a mix of Kevin Samuel following incels and the extra try hard nikkas. Go look at the thread on Akons average ass sister and you'll see its nikkas in there acting like she prime Naomi Campbell with very few negative remarks if any. Why? SIMPLY because she is dark skin. Colorism runs rampant in our community.

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