Nowadays, Every 9/10 Chick Under 25 Is An Instagram Ho

[Ohene]

man i remember bagging this chick coming off a subway on my way to work last winter



Got the number...started talking...after a couple weeks we made plans to have dinner. Leading up to the dinner I saw this girl's snapchat handle and it had her last name in it so i decided hmmm...lemme creep the IG if she got one .

I go on her IG and see she got like 15K followers...titties all out...dudes simping every pic. . I didnt even realize how stacked she was cause she had a winter coat on but I was like .

Needless to say the day of she flaked on me...never heard from her again. It's hard out here brehs. If a girl is an 8/10 above shes gonna have a looooooot of nikkas simping her and you're just jockeying for position at that point

 

[#1 pick]

Nah, the dude who said that meant it as in, 'you're too cute to be an internet troll' (like I'm really a troll). And, that instead I should be at clubs until the morning than being at home staying in. At the end of the day I don't really care about it. I know my truth.

You cool, you act your age. I don't know what brehs expect. You remind me of @Juicy from back in the days.

She was quiet and so innocent looking but once she starts posting "roar"!

 

[#1 pick]

Ain't maclom and mowgli dudes tho?

Yeah. But I can't remember the others names right now.

Anew was pretty. She dated Courtney Lee in the NBA.
Random was pretty.
Inno was pretty. A lot of them were attractive. Foxy was as well.

 

[Matt504]

you nikkas are despicable with the crying you do about women on instagram.

 

[RiffRaff]

They fukkable if you a decent looking nikka (pause) and got your stuff together. Ain't got to have 10K followers.

Over half the baddies in Houston got at least a thousand followers, but they ain't turning down a tall in shape nikka even if he only got a couple hundred followers

Wifing though? Nah, got to go for low-key in that department. Heard too many stories of a dude losing their chick to a rapper or athlete which all started from a follow

 

[Ohene]

There are quite a few pretty women who I've seen go almost entirely unnoticed on IG, though it may have a lot to do with locked profiles and limited pictures.
One of the most gorgeous women I know has around 600 followers on IG

best believe its still some nikkas DM-ing them...offering to fly em out and stuff. its not a game out here

 

[RiffRaff]

man i remember bagging this chick coming off a subway on my way to work last winter



Got the number...started talking...after a couple weeks we made plans to have dinner. Leading up to the dinner I saw this girl's snapchat handle and it had her last name in it so i decided hmmm...lemme creep the IG if she got one .

I go on her IG and see she got like 15K followers...titties all out...dudes simping every pic. . I didnt even realize how stacked she was cause she had a winter coat on but I was like .

Needless to say the day of she flaked on me...never heard from her again. It's hard out here brehs. If a girl is an 8/10 above shes gonna have a looooooot of nikkas simping her and you're just jockeying for position at that point

This is true too. You gotta bag em as quick as possible. They ain't unattainable, but nikkas from all corners trying to play that role too.

 

[ChiefQueen]

lemme see yo pics so I can make an extensive, thorough analysis


I'm serious

Drop a pic in the men's thread, pleighboi!

 

[Flywin Lannister]

Facts
There's no such thing as the low key bad bytch anymore. Those hidden gems don't exist.
Nowadays everybody from AROUND the world competing for the dime that lives down the street from you.
You got Arab sheikhs ready to fly this bytch out and cover her in feces and racks.
How the fukk is a nikka supposed to compete with sheikh abdullah?

The first thing I read on here post-SOHH that literally has me in tears - because it was so COT DAMN unexpected, that visual!!!!
I lmao all the time on The Coli but I literally did not see that coming, from the subject to how serious this started and then randomly 'cover her in feces' hahahahahahahaha props @BocaRear

 

[Street Knowledge]

Facts
There's no such thing as the low key bad bytch anymore. Those hidden gems don't exist.
Nowadays everybody from AROUND the world competing for the dime that lives down the street from you.
You got Arab sheikhs ready to fly this bytch out and cover her in feces and racks.
How the fukk is a nikka supposed to compete with sheikh abdullah?

 

[SheWantTheD]

man i remember bagging this chick coming off a subway on my way to work last winter



Got the number...started talking...after a couple weeks we made plans to have dinner. Leading up to the dinner I saw this girl's snapchat handle and it had her last name in it so i decided hmmm...lemme creep the IG if she got one .

I go on her IG and see she got like 15K followers...titties all out...dudes simping every pic. . I didnt even realize how stacked she was cause she had a winter coat on but I was like .

Needless to say the day of she flaked on me...never heard from her again. It's hard out here brehs. If a girl is an 8/10 above shes gonna have a looooooot of nikkas simping her and you're just jockeying for position at that point

That chick ain't no 8/10 breh and I bet she look busted without makeup on. THEM TITTIES ON POINT THO

 

[Ohene]

This is true too. You gotta bag em as quick as possible. They ain't unattainable, but nikkas from all corners trying to play that role too.

Exactly. It was funny because here you have her on IG...posted up like she's a dime or something with fukkboys simping her, complimenting her and all that whereas I simply saw her on road lookin all meek ...sparked a convo and got the number. It didnt go anywhere...but its just crazy seeing how dudes blow these girls heads up. This was a regular looking ass chick to me but let IG tell it she's some sort of local celeb smh

 

[Ohene]

That chick ain't no 8/10 breh and I bet she look busted without makeup on. THEM TITTIES ON POINT THO

Iunno when I bagged her she didnt have any makeup on really. May eyeliner or something but not foundation and all that shyt. I personally think shes a good lookin chick.

 

[SheWantTheD]

Drop a pic in the men's thread, pleighboi!

you first

 

[SheWantTheD]

Iunno when I bagged her she didnt have any makeup on really. May eyeliner or something but not foundation and all that shyt. I personally think shes a good lookin chick.

She look good but not what I consider an 8/10.

Like she's just cute, not average but not GOT DAMN either.