Nude beaches

[JAY?]

Can ya edicate me
I know there's rules and regulations
Protocol
I'm trying to go this summer but I get hard for everything
It could be sunny and it's warm like a vagina
It could be raining and it's wet like a vagina
It could be cloudy and I make naked girls with the cloud shapes
I'm eating pancakes and they remind me of titties
Don't let me be around water balloons in the summer
I'm Dominican and I cant flip thru the Spanish channels
And theres not many girls I wouldn't fukk
Anything from 17-79 and between 49lbs and 490
I could find something in them I would like to try at least once
No arms no problem
No teeth bucket list
Everything is a fukkin turn on
She got long hair - I wanna hit that
She got short hair - I wanna hit that
She's a god fearing woman who goes to church every Sunday - that's sexy
She's an atheist - that's sexy too
She's a hood rat in Jordan's or a bytch in a suit

 

[JAY?]

bytch takes the bus - she's down to earth
bytch got a car - she's independent

 

[Chief]

Those are not for me I would walk around with a boner all day is there are beautiful women there

 

[JAY?]

Those are not for me I would walk around with a boner all day is there are beautiful women there

That's the shyt
I'm an exhibitionist
I need to be seen
But Im not gonna walk around flashin bytches

 

[LezJepzin]

Just don't be a gawker and mind your business . Fellow sunbathers can sense your comfort level out there. Wearing shades helps

I've been to a number of them all over CA with the last one being the best I've ever been too and rated one of the world's best.


The last time I went to one was near Southern California last Fall. When they first saw me arrive to the beach they were. I then gave them the before stripping down and laying on my beach towel . They were then .


I don't have a problem being nude . I was going to nude beaches before I was a swinger so I can control myself in a non-sexual environment .


Couldn't all the time though

Plus there's families out sometimes with their children so you gotta remember that. Overall , my experiences have been pretty cool. Better the weather, better the crowd. Yeah, I be looking at some of the bad chicks . They were checking me out too. Playing beach volleyball all day with Cal Poly Sorority girls

 

[Chief]

Just don't be a gawker and mind your business . Fellow sunbathers can sense your comfort level out there. Wearing shades helps

I've been to a number of them all over CA with the last one being the best I've ever been too and rated one of the world's best.


The last time I went to one was near Southern California last Fall. When they first saw me arrive to the beach they were. I then gave them the before stripping down and laying on my beach towel . They were then .


I don't have a problem being nude . I was going to nude beaches before I was a swinger so I can control myself in a non-sexual environment .


Couldn't all the time though

Plus there's families out sometimes with their children so you gotta remember that. Overall , my experiences have been pretty cool. Better the weather, better the crowd. Yeah, I be looking at some of the bad chicks . They were checking me out too. Playing beach volleyball all day with Cal Poly Sorority girls

What was their reaction to an erection?

 

[LezJepzin]

What was their reaction to an erection?

Depends on how you carry yourself when having one. Play it off like and not like

Remember being at a nude beach near SF years ago and the weather was perfect which is rare for that area because of the fog hovering the area later in the summer . Well the water was perfect as well too . That's when I saw this tall brunette with real double d's and a slim frame playing in the water I was in full salute. I just it off before running in the water . Running in that wave that day was the best thing next to sex.

 

[JAY?]

@LezJepzin
What that swinger life like

 

[Liu Kang]

[...]
Plus there's families out sometimes with their children so you gotta remember that. [...]

 

[LezJepzin]

@LezJepzin
What that swinger life like

I could write a book honestly. Been around it for a decade. Its not my life though. I look at it like how someone views going to a party or a nightclub because that's what the venues usually are like. Just with more sexual innuendos. As a single male, the experience is obviously different than being with a couple or being a single female. Maxim did a story about it in their April 2013 issue (The one with Topanga on the cover) and they were actually spot on with it. Its not as good as it used to be so I don't dabble with like I did in the past.

Sure beats hooking up with random people you meet at clubs/bars and its more safe. Nothing like those Roman style/Free love era orgies . Met a lot of freaks and learned about myself when it came to sex.

I still don't understand how a married couple would want to regularly engage with it if their "happily married" Seen too much drama on that end. I would go with a lady friend who's comfortable with that life as a couple but not someone that I'm seriously dating though. I don't like to "share"

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

I'm down.

 

[JAY?]

I could write a book honestly. Been around it for a decade. Its not my life though. I look at it like how someone views going to a party or a nightclub because that's what the venues usually are like. Just with more sexual innuendos. As a single male, the experience is obviously different than being with a couple or being a single female. Maxim did a story about it in their April 2013 issue (The one with Topanga on the cover) and they were actually spot on with it. Its not as good as it used to be so I don't dabble with like I did in the past.

Sure beats hooking up with random people you meet at clubs/bars and its more safe. Nothing like those Roman style/Free love era orgies . Met a lot of freaks and learned about myself when it came to sex.

I still don't understand how a married couple would want to regularly engage with it if their "happily married" Seen too much drama on that end. I would go with a lady friend who's comfortable with that life as a couple but not someone that I'm seriously dating though. I don't like to "share"

Thanks for the input
I'ma look to see if I find that article
I been tryin to convince the wife but she ain't with it
There's a couple of things I've wanted to do but haven't and I ain't the cheating type
She got pregnant within a couple of months of us meeting and I sacrificed all the things I've wanted, to do the family thing

 

[LezJepzin]

Thanks for the input
I'ma look to see if I find that article
I been tryin to convince the wife but she ain't with it
There's a couple of things I've wanted to do but haven't and I ain't the cheating type
She got pregnant within a couple of months of us meeting and I sacrificed all the things I've wanted, to do the family thing

You should hold off on it for a while then. I suggest making sure your sexlife is good first. Then slowly experiment with interests . If you ever end up going to something swinger related , Go to swinger friendly club first or meet and greet. More than likely you'll run into someone with the same mindset. However with couples , BOTH of you have to be into it for it to work, even if you're the only one playing. Good luck.

 

[JAY?]

You should hold off on it for a while then. I suggest making sure your sexlife is good first. Then slowly experiment with interests . If you ever end up going to something swinger related , Go to swinger friendly club first or meet and greet. More than likely you'll run into someone with the same mindset. However with couples , BOTH of you have to be into it for it to work, even if you're the only one playing. Good luck.

I just read the article
Doesn't seem as crazy as I thought it would be
I really wouldn't care if she was the only one playin
With a female, I'm not sure about the dude yet
But I stay tryin to convince her to fukk around with 1 of her female co workers
If I can't fukk another bytch, I could hear the stories and make believe I was there
Last summer she went topless to the beach and i get off when people look at her
Might seem weird but I like shyt like that
Sometimes I'll have her flash a truck driver or something
Maybe I'm unconsciously tryin to ease her in

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

NAH fukk NUDE BEACHES. 3/4 OF THEM BASTIDS AIN'T GOT NO REASON TO BE OUT THERE. FOR EVERY YOU GET 5 OR 6