"Number one with a BOOYAKAH" - Clever ways of saying simple things

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

one of my favorite things about hip hop

your favorite examples?

 

[boskey]

"And mama's cookin breakfast with no hog"

 

[WOAHMYGOODNESS]

i'll be there in five minutes
...five hours later, i'll be there in five minutes

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

'Thought I was a doughnut, you tried to glaze me.'
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[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

"And mama's cookin breakfast with no hog"

Nice

 

[DontEemTry]

"...everybody whisperin...psstpsstpsstpsst-erin"