BulletProof
Just a B@stard Living in a Suit
Baseball is one of my favorite sports but ultimately it's a game.
Who gives a fukk?
And I never even heard a Chance the Rapper song.
Professional sports used to be a form of escapism so you could drink some beer, talk shyt, and in your own, misguided way rep your team.
You dealt with that PC bullshyt the next day when you had no voice because you were calling the other team's fans and players a bunch of pussies to the point of screaming.
You wake up hung over, probably with your chick pissed off because you acted like a drunk high schooler embarrassing them, and hopefully not everything's a complete blur so the ticket price was fukking worth it.
Now, grown fukking men are catching feelings over whatever the fukk a "baseball ambassador" even is and who's right for the gig? I don't think Chance will be making a speech in front of the god damn UN.
There's more important things going on in the world.
Who gives a fukk?
And I never even heard a Chance the Rapper song.
Professional sports used to be a form of escapism so you could drink some beer, talk shyt, and in your own, misguided way rep your team.
You dealt with that PC bullshyt the next day when you had no voice because you were calling the other team's fans and players a bunch of pussies to the point of screaming.
You wake up hung over, probably with your chick pissed off because you acted like a drunk high schooler embarrassing them, and hopefully not everything's a complete blur so the ticket price was fukking worth it.
Now, grown fukking men are catching feelings over whatever the fukk a "baseball ambassador" even is and who's right for the gig? I don't think Chance will be making a speech in front of the god damn UN.
There's more important things going on in the world.
