NYC BREHS: Mayor Mamdani is here.

[Wargames]

This is also cope. A democratic mayor can’t win without black people. If we all sit out the general the Republican would most likely win. Progressive strategist make these same mistakes over and over and Mamdani needs to secure the black vote.

Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein.bsky.social)

Mamdani derangement syndrome

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if he's mad I'm happy.

I am surprised he didn’t say he is from Iran

 

[Wargames]

Yeeeeeeea NY brehs and brehettes what’s the deal here? I don’t think my elders voted for him, but they also aren’t going to have a drawn out convo about this either

The fact that the establishment is so bothered makes me think he might not be that bad. And if Trump is that bothered I’m even more intrigued.

The last thing the republicans want is for the democrats to start promoting younger candidates that say things like “let’s try something new”. It makes them look bad because their whole platform is “there is not other option but to try the failed shyt from the past”.

God help them they do all the austerity they are planning and Dems start saying things like “we should have more not less and we don’t have to hurt other people to get it”.

 

[Secure Da Bag]

Socialists really are immense bullshyt artists. But hey, some of all deserve to be lied to.

They learned it from capitalists. It's how we got what we deserved. Which is Trump.

 

[BK The Great]

Wasn’t this dude gonna raise taxes? I don’t know what so called mayor to trust anymore.

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

 

[Micky Mikey]

Wasn’t this dude gonna raise taxes? I don’t know what so called mayor to trust anymore.

Are you a millionaire nicca?

 

[Piff Perkins]

This is also cope. A democratic mayor can’t win without black people. If we all sit out the general the Republican would most likely win. Progressive strategist make these same mistakes over and over and Mamdani needs to secure the black vote.

I am surprised he didn’t say he is from Iran

Difference is that previous progressive candidates weren't winning the white vote. He dominated with white men last night and barely lost white women. He doesn't need black votes if that continues in the general, which seems likely. This is a historical re-alignment type event but it's not really repeatable. You aren't finding white people - specifically white men - this liberal/leftist anywhere else besides California. To do this in a midwestern state you'd need black voters, heavily, to make up for losing white voters so hard.

 

[BK The Great]

Are you a millionaire nicca?

Of course not but I hope he’s not trying to raise it for the working class.

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

NYC spends more money than any other city. It’s clearly not an investment issue. It’s an allocation and efficiency issue. The processes and procedures and interest groups are too mangled.

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

NYC has 4x the staffing level costs to build underground rail than any other country.



Democrats are fukking this up.

 

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Mamdani derangement syndrome

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kenklippenstein.bsky.social
Mamdani derangement syndrome

2/35
ultranol.bsky.social
I agree with him.

3/35
kitterlecathy.bsky.social
Trumps a c*nt.

4/35
nellgunn.bsky.social
Went to follow you I already am.

5/35
kitterlecathy.bsky.social


6/35
amintegrity.bsky.social
It is just amazing how freely Trump advertises his staggering ignorance.

7/35
teddyboogens.bsky.social
So would you, if you were really really dumb (obviously not), and if you had an army of sycophants lined up to constantly tell you how brilliant you are and then ALLCAPS yell at anyone who says otherwise.

8/35
kemek.bsky.social
He said he was going to lower the cost of housing, and now he's living in the president's head rent free.

Well done.

9/35
halfpintptbo.bsky.social
He's really going downhill, fast & and furious, isn't he?

10/35
gingerkap23.bsky.social
What is “AOC +3” ?

11/35
blisterrich.bsky.social
Looks terrible? Dude is a smokeshow

12/35
sprinkles115.bsky.social
J-E-A-L-O-U-S

13/35
mrjoebrian.bsky.social
This makes me even more happy that he won

14/35
cristiwolfram.bsky.social
It's always projection with this guy. Trump is not attractive, has a gravely voice, and low IQ as well as low energy and that crazy orange make up. Mamdani is the complete opposite and that's why Trump hates him. Oh...and Trump is a racist too, there is that! Vote Mamdani for those who can!!

15/35
namor13.bsky.social
He sh*ts his pants and the bed. I would wager that's why Melanoma sleeps in another room.


16/35
smudgiesmom.bsky.social
He’s complaining about Mamdani’s voice when he appointed RFKjr?

17/35
olsonea.bsky.social
He sounds nervous

18/35
liberteny.bsky.social
Here we go.... Too Weak Taco Donakd is at it

19/35
bronte1966.bsky.social
Lunatic? Have you looked in the mirror lately shytnozzle?

20/35
erich-lilac.bsky.social
Talk about a deranged lunatic in the White House. Seriously he is mentally unstable!

21/35
mdouglaswray.bsky.social
COME!ON!ANEURYSM!!!!!

22/35
kenofseattle.bsky.social
Republicans crossed the line when they elected a convicted felon and insurrectionist. You cannot get any lower than that.

23/35
richardmsilva.com
AOC is officially a stat point

24/35
futurerefugee.bsky.social
Just rolled an AOC nat 20, take that Trump

25/35
vallahha.bsky.social
Donnie, every second is a big moment in this country since you got your greedy little hands on it. You've done more selling of worthless shyt made in China, that they've had to open new plants to keep up with your business demands. If you paid as much attention to what's happening here, you're losin

26/35
mayortommyshanks.bsky.social

27/35
barneyflintstone.bsky.social
Congrats. Mr. Mamdani! You did it, you made the Lard tramputin list! Way to go. I'm sure you recognize some of the other names. You're in great company.

28/35
residntevl.bsky.social
Calling his Democrat allies like Schumer a communist sure is a treat.

29/35
mlemon.bsky.social
Please God fire down the Communist Manifesto into Schumers living room and make his idealogy change to be as cool as Trump apparently thinks it is

30/35
qs-not.bsky.social
I think Trump is mixing up RFK Jr with Mamdani

31/35
tkriz.bsky.social
“His voice is grating?” Has he heard Kennedy speak?

32/35
sylviaakabibi.bsky.social
Or his own unpleasant ... often toddler-like ... annoying voice?

Can't even pronounce common words correctly...
and is spitting (sialoquent) while talking ... eww.

I'm highly allergic to his voice and reduce my exposure to it whenever possible.

33/35
thegangofone.bsky.social
TACO really has a chip on his shoulder about being rejected from Harvard.

EXCELLENT! So get TACO and 'Harvard Reject' in lots of posts ppl! He hates it.

34/35
namor13.bsky.social
His tainted seed spawned losers by 3 different mothers. None of them got into Harvard. Must have gotten daddy's brains.

35/35
mitokandria.bsky.social
I don't think Trump knows what Communism is...

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Schumer, Jeffries, and now Bill Clinton have congratulated Zohran Mamdani on his victory. Obama has not.

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kenklippenstein.bsky.social
Schumer, Jeffries, and now Bill Clinton have congratulated Zohran Mamdani on his victory.

Obama has not.

2/33
withdrama.bsky.social
Too busy wishing he could drone strike more kids

3/33
aarwood46.bsky.social
This is why the U.S. isn’t under the jurisdiction of the ICC, every U.S. president is a war criminal.

4/33
mikshawful.bsky.social
In what way was Carter a war criminal?

5/33
abh93.bsky.social
east timor

6/33
mrbearimy.bsky.social
Even without that, having to go back 45 years to find one guy who you think is the exception ain’t great.

7/33
unclecranky.bsky.social
“Why haven’t you congratulated Mamdani” may be the “do you believe Israel has a right to exist as a Jewish state” for dem leadership

8/33
miasmo.bsky.social
May be that Israel and Obama can both eat a bag of dikks.

9/33
pelledge.bsky.social
Obama is much more of a corporate McKinsey Dem than most people care to admit.

10/33
jessdecwho.bsky.social
So is Clinton, but as long as he puts out a PR blurb about Mamdani it’s all good, I guess

11/33
pelledge.bsky.social
First, yes, making the statement is better than not, but also, everyone knows that about Mr triangulation. I don't think most people get how pro corporate power Obama is.

12/33
europesheila.bsky.social
Look, I’m pleased Mamdani won. But he called Obama “pretty damn evil”.

An endorsement would be asking a lot

13/33
caravaggibro.bsky.social
And he was right. Obama should be an adult about it, admit he's evil as fukk, then endorse Mamdani.

14/33
offlately.bsky.social
Obama didnt speak out against him either to his credit. Bill Clinton? Bill needs to shut the hell up. fukking third way centrists

15/33
allhailmogambo.bsky.social
turd way

16/33
diffusedwavelength.bsky.social
Isn’t Clinton a resident, and Schumer and Jeffries are congress members representing NY? Where does Obama fit in the equation?

17/33
caravaggibro.bsky.social
The only member of the Democratic party elite with any standing at all. Deserved or not.

18/33
miasmo.bsky.social
Not deserved. Dems will have to move past Obama's "centrism" or we are all doomed.

19/33
caravaggibro.bsky.social
Well yeah, I think my position on Obama is pretty clear.

20/33
kriswolfhe.art
busy trying to find a way to screw him

21/33
itsnancys.bsky.social
Umm maybe because they’re New Yorkers!

22/33
texasblue2.bsky.social
Be careful Ken, you can’t justifiably call out Blue MAGA’s messiah like that without the minions attacking you.

23/33
spaceandguns.bsky.social
he's in the lab with Hillary trying to come up with the most racist smear campaign imaginable

24/33
themattbass.bsky.social
Who cares?

25/33
spaceandguns.bsky.social
... the entire Democratic establishment?

26/33
miasmo.bsky.social
Which is more proof of how much they suck.

27/33
atlasfarded.bsky.social
yeah obama's a two-faced bytch

28/33
afrobatic.bsky.social
So? Obama is minding his own business. Here, you are trying to produce him by incantation.

He'll holler at Zo' when he's done surfing or when he damn well pleases.

29/33
monocleuser.bsky.social
Obama is trying to figure out how to kneecap him in the general.

30/33
enough-already.bsky.social
Obama is not the President Who is the current president? Hint: he actually lived in New York. Did he call to congratulate him?

31/33
ausnuck.bsky.social
He tweeted about him.

32/33
truthfirstly.bsky.social
Obama was pretty center right on a lot of things and maybe in another timeline could have been a Republican if they weren't so racist. It's hilarious how they try to paint Obama as some far left guy when most of the worst things he did are exactly the kind of things the far right campaigns on.

33/33
eye-tyeant.bsky.social
Obama isn't a New Yorker though

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Cuomo says he's considering running against Mamdani as an independent

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kenklippenstein.bsky.social
Cuomo says he's considering running against Mamdani as an independent
https://video.bsky.app/watch/did:pl...mo7td4f6suomo3kgn6njwdxyxpqmsae/playlist.m3u8

2/34
jediofgallifrey.bsky.social
everyone who's still mad at ralph nader better get on this immediately

3/34
ostentatiouscorvid.bsky.social
Cuomo still hasn’t learned that no means no, huh?

4/34
durrell.bsky.social
Because, of course, he is.

The City of New York had already told this man no once, so he said, "Let me try again."

5/34
deenom.bsky.social
the metaphor makes itself

6/34
djdiabeats.bsky.social
"Talking to the stakeholders in my campaign" is such an unbelievably telling statement on who this guy is running for

7/34
rabinpw.bsky.social
“I DON’T KNOW THE MEANING OF NO!”
What a great campaign slogan.

8/34
j-one.nl
I Don't No!

9/34
shadumura.bsky.social
No means No!

10/34
gizmopizmo.bsky.social
Wait, I thought we were supposed to vote blue no matter who.

11/34
panickedpike.bsky.social
Let him enjoy his Shame Kink in peace.

12/34
cloacadentata.bsky.social
If Democrats aren't even going to honor the outcomes of their own primaries when they fail to rig the results in their favor, why would progressives even participate instead of just running as a spoiler in the general election every year?

13/34
opinionatedlab.bsky.social
No means no.

14/34
waterpikowner.bsky.social
Now watch as the "Blue no matter who" crowd magically decides third parties are suddenly viable

15/34
dwoboyle.com
See what would be good about him running is that he would split the vote between him and Adams

16/34
medinasod.bsky.social
He's never been really good at taking no for an answer.

17/34
ctbob.bsky.social
more humiliation to come

18/34
method1.bsky.social
Ah yes, the Joe Lieberman model.

These old a$$holes can’t conceive of a world where their voters dare to choose anyone but them, and would rather tear down the party than admit defeat.

19/34
durrell.bsky.social
Have you ever seen that second phase boss fight in a video game where the main villain calls in a previous boss so they could double team the protagonist? That's Cuomo and Adams versus Zohran Mamdani.

20/34
rlca.bsky.social
Let Me Solo Them

21/34
seangonedone.bsky.social

22/34
asewcialist.bsky.social
Yeah, but, what if he just went away instead?

23/34
capitalj.bsky.social
He's not "considering" anything. He's awaiting his orders from the corpos.

24/34
ultranol.bsky.social
"Vote Blue, no matter who"

25/34
danwalterwriter.bsky.social
Of course. What a pig.

26/34
ktm2013.bsky.social
More than Cuomo, this would be a last ditch attempt by the 1%, corporations, and establishment dems to retain power and not succumb to the will of the people. The Cuomos, Trumps, Bidens, etc- they're just faces that serve establishment. On to November, the next crucial phase!

27/34
friendomedia.com
Stay on the bench, rat fukker.

28/34
willowminder.bsky.social
I knew the elites would do anything they could to stop Zohran. It's good to see that this is the best they can come up with.

29/34
rabinpw.bsky.social
Cuomo: “Are you into older, corrupt men?”

NYC Dems: “NO! Get out, you creep!”

Cuomo: To himself “Hmm, maybe I should rub my finger up the back of NYC Dems’ blouse.”

30/34
waterpikowner.bsky.social
Well 2/3 of NYC Dems anyway

31/34
moxy11.bsky.social
There is nothing more pathetic than a politician who can't bow out. How sad that he needs to have the dopamine hit of campaign events. It's an addiction.

32/34
moipolloi.bsky.social
NYS: Go away, sex pest.
NYC Dems: We'd rather eat Sandra Lee's kwanzaa cake.
Cuomo: So you mean there's a chance.

33/34
ligernull.bsky.social
Joke's on him, mainstream Dems don't generally vote independent.

34/34
cxyn.bsky.social
Yeah go ahead and split that centrist vote you creep.

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1/35
kenklippenstein.bsky.social

2/35
oldeluke.bsky.social
How evil that he wants to take care of babies *after* they're born.

3/35
gringusmcdingus.bsky.social
Crazy that the “pro-life” and “family values” folks seem to hate things that make life better for families. It’s like they’re all full of shyt

4/35
steboost.bsky.social
Y'all even seen Aliens? How the Queen will sacrifice dozens of adults to save one egg? same thing with GOP. Pre birth is the only life that matters to them.

5/35
oldeluke.bsky.social
Bro, are you saying MAGA are actually xenomorphs...?

6/35
steboost.bsky.social
Worse. You don't see them fukking each other over for a god damn percentage.

7/35
equalparts.bsky.social
Whos gonna pay for it?

Anyway, here's $40 billion for Israel to eviscerate children

8/35
kinneas.bsky.social
baby baskets are the slippery slope to stalinism, tragic how nyc has fallen

9/35
mellowcanuck.bsky.social
Democrat party just got reminded just how far they slid to the right since the Clinton machine took over in the 90s.

10/35
papakila.bsky.social
the horror!

11/35
xcptrapncountry.bsky.social
Fox News loves threatening me with a good time

12/35
pscott912.bsky.social
Socialist hellscape. What will he propose next, using taxpayer money to fund a place where anyone can borrow books for free? With no profit?

13/35
levondymond.bsky.social
Do they do those graphics about the promises made to billionaires and corporations when other candidates are elected?

14/35
scooterlynne.bsky.social
Just look at that scary socialist golden retriever smiling next to his Jesus approved ideas.

THE HORROR.

15/35
alaskanweeb.bsky.social
Motherfukker gonna make me want to move to NYC and I do *not* want to move to NYC.

16/35
xausted.bsky.social


17/35
toddadam.bsky.social
Don't tempt me with a good time.

18/35
fiddle-d-sticks.bsky.social
Does Zorhan have to claim this as free advertising?

19/35
vetplay-sarge.bsky.social
Fox news confirms, "fukk dem kids" is new slogan

20/35
mattyfttv.bsky.social
Oh no, stop! (Continue)

21/35
bogyankee.bsky.social
"The horror! The horror!"

- Kurtz

22/35
girlbeans.bsky.social
imagine being against this. how deranged do you have to be

23/35
odutty.bsky.social
I'm appalled

24/35
encryptedafro.bsky.social
$62,400 per year isn't something to scoff at when it's half of the average wage in NYC.

25/35
encryptedafro.bsky.social
So, Denmark in NYC?

26/35
henriklarsen.bsky.social
We're already there.
The Copenhagen city architect Jan Gehl was heavily involved in transforming Time Square to what it is today.

27/35
devo-was-right.bsky.social
sickos_yes.jpg

28/35
dyadiccalamity.bsky.social
are... are those supposed to be bad things?

29/35
wrestlechaps.bsky.social
He wants to look after the people in his city? Even the babies?

He's history's greatest monster!

30/35
cheetsac7.bsky.social
Oh no, not the evil 30 minimum wage?!? Not the baskets for newborns!! No cost Childcare??????? The horrors....

FOX living up to its role as a entertainment network.

31/35
rogerbull.bsky.social
Wait till FOX finds out Israel had Universal Healthcare.

32/35
hrarrison.bsky.social
The horror!

33/35
fredricks.bsky.social
Republican Party is offering the biggest conman in modern history, a new offensive regime change war in the Middle East, tax cuts for billionaires, and kidnapping people.

But no cost childcare? How dare he

34/35
oatmealrodgers.bsky.social
Look how evil he is planning to help new parents with the extreme costs of childcare.

35/35
kobayashimaruu.bsky.social
tasty tasty coping and seething over something that would greatly benefit their own viewerbase who live there

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2/18
mjhopkins81.bsky.social
My FAVORITE part of @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social doing so well is that all the #MAGAt #Trash from across America are talking about how, “ #NewYorkCity is dead! I’ll never go there!”

#bytchPlease

Losing the tourist dollars from Joe Bob and Wanda Klanhood from Dumbfukkistan is a fukking win in itself
Bluesky
Bluesky
Bluesky
https://bsky.app/hashtag/bytchplease

3/18
outofcontent.bsky.social
They’ve been scared shytless of any place with buildings over three stories for decades now, tourism will not change one iota

4/18
lordaslan.bsky.social
Ahahahahahahahah

5/18
shawnybantzy.bsky.social
sounds like honkey skill issue

6/18
josieweather.bsky.social
A bunch of people who don’t live in nyc and have never been to nyc and think that you have a 50 percent chance of being shoved into a subway platform every time you take a train are about to get very loud and very annoying about nyc politics now.

7/18
lordaslan.bsky.social
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lordaslan.bsky.social
Let the cope commence

8/18
rmjtmn.bsky.social
god I wish

9/18
cowardlylyons.bsky.social
LMAO fr

10/18
antisocialworker77.bsky.social
You love to see the meltdowns.

And half of those posts came from the @nytimes.com editorial office

11/18
jackacid.bsky.social
Andrew Cuomo: “I am now running as a Republican.”

12/18
skimothy.bsky.social
now?

13/18
mikepence.bsky.social
wow people already terrified of the city will remain terrified

14/18
gertrudethesquid.bsky.social
The Gristedes guy can kiss NYC’s ass.

15/18
holoceneextinction.bsky.social
leave that pool lady alone, she's suffered enough

16/18
rmjtmn.bsky.social
funny thing is there's like at least a 60% chance that she IS as weird about Mamdani as the average Republican

17/18
chasconstant.bsky.social

18/18
optimusfan.bsky.social
Lol. Lmao, even.

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