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@ZohranKMamdani
Good evening from Queens.
New York is not for sale.
2/37
@koshercockney
Somebody should tell that to Qatar.
3/37
@richdecamp
It's been for sale since Peter Minuit landed.
4/37
@kirkianconserv
You’re sure offering people a lot of free stuff for someone who says NYC isn’t for sale.
5/37
@moment_mirthful


6/37
@mdtlion
‘New York is not for sale’ — says the guy whose entire platform is giving it away for free.”
7/37
@TheMightyMagnet
Not until you get elected.
Then it's a CLOSEOUT SALE.
It's not too late, New York!
Elect @CurtisSliwa

8/37
@grey4626
So, this Mamdani a$$hole, strutting his Ugandan-born, naturalized-citizen arse onto the stage at Forest Hills Stadium with 13,000 chanting “Tax the Rich” sheep, thinks he’s the savior of New York. His “New York is not for sale” rally, plastered with AOC and Bernie Sanders as his progressive cheerleaders, is a grotesque satire of a movement doomed to implode.
This smug b*stards platform...rent freezes, free transit, universal childcare, all funded by bleeding the wealthy dry...is a fiscal fantasy so delusional it’d make a unicorn blush.
New York’s budget is already a $100 billion monster, and his pie-in-the-sky promises would tack on another $20 billion annually. Where’s that cash coming from, you economic illiterate? Taxing the rich more when 300,000 millionaires have bolted to Florida since 2020?
Push marginal rates past 70%, and revenue tanks as the productive hide their wallets or fukk off entirely. Look at Sweden, you dimwit: their 57% top rate pairs with a 20% VAT and a private sector that still drives 70% of GDP. Mamdani’s plan is a budgetary train wreck waiting to derail.
Now, let’s get to why this sanctimonious prick might bury the Democrats.
His rally, with its progressive unity bullshyt, is a middle finger to the 60% of Americans who, per Gallup 2024, still cling to capitalism like a life raft.
The party’s lurch into this market-socialist quagmire...embracing policies that tanked Venezuela’s economy (GDP down 65% since 2013 under Maduro’s “Bolivarian socialism”)...is electoral suicide.
Venezuela, once oil-rich with a $13,000 per capita GDP, now wallows at $2,100, with 95% poverty.
That’s not socialism failing; it’s authoritarianism turning a decent idea into a shyt-stained dumpster fire. But the Dems, with Mamdani as their poster boy, can’t tell the difference, and that’s their death knell.
Moderates and independents...40% of voters, per Pew 2025...are bolting faster than you can say “tax hike,” leaving the party to bleed out.
Mamdani’s belief he can peddle this Nordic-lite fantasy without the Nordic tax burden or cultural glue. Norway’s $82,000 per capita GDP rides on a 38% income tax and oil wealth; New York’s diverse, debt-saddled arse can’t mimic that without triggering a taxpayer exodus.
His crowd might howl for more freebies, but the math is a brutal cock-punch to reality. Mamdani’s rally isn’t just a nail in the coffin...it’s the whole goddamn hammer, driving the Democrats into irrelevance as they chase a utopian mirage that collapses under its own weight.
So, yes, Mamdani’s the b*stard sinking the Democratic ship...because this clown can’t execute it without turning it into a authoritarian shytstorm.
The Dems are fukked, and Mamdani’s “Tax the Rich” circus is the satirical eulogy: “Here lies sanity, choked by progressive delusions.”
Enjoy the carnage.
9/37
@KatyaSedgwick
Sure it is. And so are you.
10/37
@without__excuse
This is a walking dead photo right before the plague hits
11/37
@avygal
Not even to Qatar?
12/37
@MrWills001
That's because it sold out already.
13/37
@_yang_EL
Exactly what it is.
14/37
@GXvictory
Oh really
15/37
@mikepaulbeach
16/37
@naannomad
If New York isn’t for sale, then why are international organizations allegedly footing the bill for your campaign?
17/37
@eddie_davis
Isn’t that the stadium from “The Warriors?” Fitting
18/37
@AndreyLipavsky
You sold your soul. You are now trying to refinance using NYC.
The goats of destiny urinate on your ancestral graves.
19/37
@truthdotphd
New York crowds don’t just show up, they perform. If the city turned out in force, something’s stirring louder than the subway. Maybe it’s not just politics but theater too, with passion as the lead act. In NYC, even an audience can steal the show.
20/37
@ianatmars
My God, it's full of communism!
https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1982674991121420288/vid/avc1/480x640/MrCKa_94S60FDbmm.mp4
21/37
@dfziklag
It's already been sold.
22/37
@UnadPr
Nothing beats clean hands. Keep moving forward. You will win unless they rig the election

. That would be foolish.
23/37
@averageamguy
I’m interested to see what happens when the stock exchange moves to Texas… it’s been close a few times…
24/37
@DougJotblad
No one would buy it.
25/37
@CCC75167010
🎙 “The New Age of Scrutiny”
Let’s make one thing crystal clear:
The honeymoon era in Washington is over.
The smoke, the mirrors, the crocodile tears — all done.
We’ve been lied to, gaslit, played like background extras in a bad political sitcom for far too long. Every promise polished in public and poisoned in private. Every speech dressed in “patriotism” while the fine print sold us out. That trust deficit? It’s not a talking point anymore — it’s generational trauma.
So here’s the deal for every future “leader” dreaming of that D.C. spotlight:
If you can’t handle a nation asking why, how, and who paid you, stay home.
If your first instinct when cornered is to dodge, deflect, or blame the press — pack it up.
If you think your last name, your donors, or your “faith branding” will buy you immunity — you’ve misread the moment entirely.
Because this next wave of public oversight won’t be polite.
It’s not about partisan heat anymore — it’s about truth.
You’re walking into an America that’s done being fooled.
We’re fact-checking your Bible quotes, cross-referencing your contracts, and tracing your “family values” back to your offshore accounts.
This is the era where transparency isn’t a virtue — it’s a prerequisite.
We’ve seen the rot. We’ve memorized the scams.
And we’re not clapping for any more polished psychopaths in flag pins pretending to pray before they prey.
So if you’re running for office, run clean. Run honest. Run like you actually remember what the Constitution says.
Because “because I said so” doesn’t work anymore — not on the people who paid the price for your predecessors’ lies.
We are the oversight now.
We are the committee.
And in this America, accountability isn’t optional — it’s survival.
https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1982602306873892864/vid/avc1/1080x1620/CXjWe-unNHzxS3sn.mp4
26/37
@rjward1775
No, it's being given away.
27/37
@orenbarsky
I knew it reminded me of something!
28/37
@American47Ash
Says the man who is trying to buy votes with “free stuff”
29/37
@KEE91781
I can’t wait until all the ultra wealthy move out of NYC and you have no tax base to fund all the free crap you’re promising
30/37
@Opportunitweet
CaPiTaLiSm iS bAD:
31/37
@PetePanuccio
We don't like being lied to either.
[Quoted tweet]
BREAKING - It has been revealed that the “aunt” Zohran Mamdani shed fake tears over, claiming she stopped riding the subway after 9/11 because she didn’t feel safe wearing her hijab, neither wore a hijab nor lived in New York City at the time; she lived in Tanzania.
https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1982603274462089216/vid/avc1/1188x604/yezl6EedJP0AKswD.mp4
32/37
@Senor3ringsWitt
Here lies New York
33/37
@AsaurChaudhury
Save New York from the Israeli lobby.
34/37
@KerryOLeary4
It seems it is. What will you do when there is no one left to tax?
35/37
@BenDempsey18
Then why are you trying to buy it with free stuff, paid for with millionaire and billionaire taxes?
36/37
@CatSaavy
So we don’t have to worry about Qatar’s financing of your family?
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@14th_Choice
It kind of is. You're just bribing the masses with free stuff instead of the rich people.
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