Imagine what the funeral will be like.
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"His leap on that day was high enough to reach heaven's gate, although not high enough to clear that turnstile"“He was too much for one world to handle. On January 2nd, he was suddenly called to our Lord and savior Jesus Christ to help serve a higher purpose in heaven.”
think about the person who gotta write the obituary who has to find a creative way to explain around the manner of death
“He was too much for one world to handle. On January 2nd, he was suddenly called to our Lord and savior Jesus Christ to help serve a higher purpose in heaven.”




, dude was either flabby and hella sick or a hipster or some shyt.
“He died surrounded by the people who brought him the most joy. Next stop….Heaven”
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…Pay your fare

Imagine what the funeral will be like.
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