NYC man dead after hopping turnstile, falling and hitting his head
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Imagine what the funeral will be like.
think about the person who gotta write the obituary who has to find a creative way to explain around the manner of death
“He was too much for one world to handle. On January 2nd, he was suddenly called to our Lord and savior Jesus Christ to help serve a higher purpose in heaven.”
"His leap on that day was high enough to reach heaven's gate, although not high enough to clear that turnstile"
“He died surrounded by the people who brought him the most joy. Next stop….Heaven”
UncleTomFord15
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, dude was either flabby and hella sick or a hipster or some shyt.
“He died surrounded by the people who brought him the most joy. Next stop….Heaven”
Next stop heaven
bing bong
get these nets
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Rest In Peace to him
But, the next time you watch Coming to America.....when Akeem is running after Lisa, he hops the turnstile with cops standing RIGHT there
But, the next time you watch Coming to America.....when Akeem is running after Lisa, he hops the turnstile with cops standing RIGHT there
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Yall fares go towards my salary.
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…Pay your fare
Embarrassing
Everyone holding back laughter low key
I can’t imagine what the family has to deal with
A tragic reminder to live right
DrunkenNovice
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Just saw the vid, he had to be drunk or something
Imagine what the funeral will be like.
Clearly doesn't have insurance if he out here jumping turnstiles at 28..