Berniewood Hogan
IT'S BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIR!
IF A MOB RUNS INTO MY STORE AND STARTS STEALING AND DESTROYING MY WARES, HOW DO I KNOW THEY'RE NOT GOING TO ASSAULT ME, BROTHER? HOW SHOULD I DEFEND MY BUSINESS AND MY PERSON, DUDE? I'M ONE OLD CLERK AGAINST TWENTY YOUNG MEN, MY MAIN MAN! I THINK I NEED A WEAPON IN THAT EVENT, MEAN GENE! NOT TO START SHOOTING EVERYWHERE, BUT AT LEAST TO SHOW THAT I'M GOING TO DEFEND MYSELF AND HOPEFULLY PREVENT THIS FROM HAPPENING REPEATEDLY, JACK!