Takes eating ass to a whole other level 

CC-1 How big is your oven?
VALLE: Big enough to fit one of these girls if I fold their legs ... The abduction will have to be flawless ... I know all of them ...( Victim-1), I can just show up at her home unannounced. It will not alert her, and I can knock her out, wait until dark and kidnap her right out of her home.
CC-1: You really would be better to grab a stranger. The first thing the police force will do is check out a friend.
VALLE: Her family is out of state.
CC-1: I have anaesthetic gasses.
VALLE: I can make chloroform here.
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CC-1: It's really hard to dislocate (lock) a jaw. Also, how would we put her over the fire, spitting kills the girls. Have to put her into a kind of cage. What is your favorite cut of meat?
VALLE: I was thinking of tying her body onto some kind of apparatus .. cook her over a low heat, keep her alive as long as possible.
One document entitled "Abducting and Cooking [Victim-1]: a Blueprint," allegedly contained key information on the first intended victim, including her name, date of birth, height, weight, and bra size, The Chronicle reports.
The document also contains a section called "Materials Needed" in which Valle wrote, in part:
Car (I have it)
Chloroform (Refer to website for directions)
Rope (Strongest kind to tie her up)
In one IM conversation, an alleged co-conspirator asked Valle, "How was your meal?" to which Valle immediately responded, according to the complaint, "I am meeting her on Sunday."
On the following Sunday, Valle got in touch with the woman and said that he wanted to meet her. They met later that day at a restaurant for lunch, the complaint says.
he's not even going to get that much time either. his defense will be that he didn't mean any of it and was just living out a fantasy.