An old man buys a newspaper. He looks at the front page, and tosses it away. The next day, he buys a newspaper, looks at the front page, then tosses it away. The 3rd day in a row, he buys a newspaper looks at the front page, and again, tosses it away. This time the newspaper stand attendant asks him why he tossed the newspaper away after just looking at the front page. The old man says, I'm looking for an obituary. The newspaper stand attendant says, everyone knows the obituaries are not on the front page. There old man replies, the one I'm looking for will be.



An ATL breh tried to get a poster canceled IRL cause said poster said ATL is full of fakkits or something along those lines 
Cali and Midwest nikkas are the only brehs who I never seen catch feelings over their region or city being dissed 
"oh happppppy day!"

