Obituaries you’re looking forward to reading at some point…

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An old man buys a newspaper. He looks at the front page, and tosses it away. The next day, he buys a newspaper, looks at the front page, then tosses it away. The 3rd day in a row, he buys a newspaper looks at the front page, and again, tosses it away. This time the newspaper stand attendant asks him why he tossed the newspaper away after just looking at the front page. The old man says, I'm looking for an obituary. The newspaper stand attendant says, everyone knows the obituaries are not on the front page. There old man replies, the one I'm looking for will be.
 

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Rest in Piss in advance to the following cacs

Donald J Trump
Kanye Omari West
Elon Reeve Musk
George Michael Zimmerman
Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin
Clarence c00n Thomas
 
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An old man buys a newspaper. He looks at the front page, and tosses it away. The next day, he buys a newspaper, looks at the front page, then tosses it away. The 3rd day in a row, he buys a newspaper looks at the front page, and again, tosses it away. This time the newspaper stand attendant asks him why he tossed the newspaper away after just looking at the front page. The old man says, I'm looking for an obituary. The newspaper stand attendant says, everyone knows the obituaries are not on the front page. There old man replies, the one I'm looking for will be.

:wow:
 

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Geez Coli brehs taking region wars to the next level :whoo:


I never seen brehs be so passionate about where they live until I joined the Coli :heh: An ATL breh tried to get a poster canceled IRL cause said poster said ATL is full of fakkits or something along those lines :mjlol:



NYC and Southern posters gotta be the most sensitive when it comes to insults of a specific area :pachaha: Cali and Midwest nikkas are the only brehs who I never seen catch feelings over their region or city being dissed :ehh:
 

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Oh hot wheels got it coming........there's a tree somewhere with his name on it ready to finish the job.........and if there is truly karmic justice Cruz wife will have something to do with it for the shyt he allowed to happen to her in front of the entire world
 

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Some of these #bothsider TLR brehs gotta go. I would piss on the soil that will be used to bury them, and scam their funeral service finances so that no proper burial will be in place.....

Also, all the dictatorship and wannabe dictatorship around the world
 
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