@observe finds himself in big trouble

Cole Cash

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How could I identify you by your dikk? We ain't fukk yet. Don't worry, I'm new here and have no idea who you are. All I know if that you rap and some wack bike courier snitched on you.

I ain't got no clothed ass pics. I'm rockin a post-birthday hangover but hold tight; I'll try to take one later. Do you know how difficult it is to take a photo of your own ass by the way? Damn. Anyone have a camera and wanna come do a booty photoshoot so I can send Cole Cash a sweet ass pic?


I don't rap only production
 

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:lolbron: You cute!

I ride my bike pretty much every day, whine, twerk, and do booty workouts and glute isolation workouts...

Trade you an ass pic for a dic pic :shaq::sas2:

I will never under-stand the physiological obsession with grown ass men creating fake accounts and impersonating a women online just to look at guys penises (no homo). :scust:
 

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I will never under-stand the physiological obsession with grown ass men creating fake accounts and impersonating a women online just to look at guys penises (no homo). :scust:

:lolbron::russ::pachaha:
LOLOLOLOLOL at everyone thinkin I'm a dude! You guys are jokes!

Not really sure how many guys (if any) would go through the trouble of making a fake account, posting details about their sex life in the Why Do People Glorify Having Multiple Sexual Partners or whatever it was called, and even go so far as posting in the Reggae/Dancehall thread about how they wanna fukk Busy Signal, just to try to convince a bunch of people they don't even know on the internet that they're a girl?:usure:
 
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I don't rap only production
Ok so since you ain't sendin a dikk pic in return, I'll trade you a beat for an ass pic.

If you want I can write some rhymes or freestyle about how obscene is wack and about how your dikk is the greatest (even though I technically have no idea...I just thought it'd be a nice gesture) and lay some vocals on the track.
 

Cole Cash

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Ok so since you ain't sendin a dikk pic in return, I'll trade you a beat for an ass pic.

If you want I can write some rhymes or freestyle about how obscene is wack and about how your dikk is the greatest (even though I technically have no idea...I just thought it'd be a nice gesture) and lay some vocals on the track.

Observe you aint gonna get no free beats off me homie. do what you did last time and just download my album (or purchase it) lay own your vocals and act like we collabed (we didint).
 

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Observe you aint gonna get no free beats off me homie. do what you did last time and just download my album (or purchase it) lay own your vocals and act like we collabed (we didint).

:russ:

As much as I wish I was a 40 year old bike courier with fukked up teeth, an anger management problem, and an ex with a flat ass, I realized that I can't get older without figuring out how to time travel so I gave up on that dream.

Hold your horses, your booty pic is coming...:shaq:
 

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As much as I wish I was a 40 year old bike courier with fukked up teeth, an anger management problem, and an ex with a flat ass, I realized that I can't get older without figuring out how to time travel so I gave up on that dream.

Hold your horses, your booty pic is coming...:shaq:

If you're legit why not take a picture with your username on a piece of paper with the caption as coli.com and post it here. You don't have to show your face...

But I'm calling :duck:.
 

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