Ode to Paper Boi (TheColi’s Own)

GreenGhxst

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Yo, OP’s back, glazin’ like a desperate fool,
Simpin’ on the forum, breakin’ every rule.
Chasin’ that approval, he’s a digital dog,
Barkin’ for a pat, straight lost in the fog.

Postin’ paragraphs, man, it’s borderline sad,
Quotin’ bro’s old takes like they’re the Iliad.
“Ur a god, king!”—he’s spamming that trash,
Keyboard’s cryin’ from the thirst in his bash.

Ten emojis deep, heart-eyes overload,
Beggin’ for a crumb like a bum on the road.
Thread’s a circus, he’s the clown in the ring,
Swingin’ from the nuts of the poster he’s stannin’.

Refreshin’ every tick, sweat drips from his brow,
Prayin’ for a “thx” but it ain’t comin’ now.
Forum’s laughin’, callin’ him the glaze goat,
OP’s down bad, man, he’s sinkin’ the boat.
 
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