when i was 19 i used to hook up with this girl. if youve ever smelled a grapefruit IPA, thats what she smelled/tasted like down there
years later i learned thats what a yeast infection tastes like

im not really big on grapefruit anymore
a somewhat related smelly story... i remember i was on the bus around the time pokemon first came out (7th grade iirc). i had just started getting armpit hair and didnt know about deodorant yet... the girl behind me starts sniffing the air before going AY SOMEBODY MUSTY and i tried to close my armpits but she already figured out it was me. i went through hell that day man
she was nice to me later on but that shyt was humiliating lol