Official 2020 Iowa Caucus Thread

[Darth Nubian]

You guys keep saying silly shyt like this like we haven’t been watching the same polls.

According to ya'll. Bernie is a universally beloved figure who has been unjustly railroaded by the elites, when the reality is he can't even beat a faq in Iowa.

 

[FAH1223]

 

[OJ Simpsom]

Believe these fake ass results brehs. I wouldn't believe anything that takes 3 days to count. Not in 2020. Not ever. shyt is rigged. Enjoy your plant based nominee.

 

[duncanthetall]

Imagine this being Bernie’s people. The hypocrisy

 

[FAH1223]

Imagine this being Bernie’s people. The hypocrisy

Symone was Bernie's national press secretary in 2016

 

[duncanthetall]

Symone was Bernie's national press secretary in 2016

Im tickled

 

[Th3G3ntleman]

Symone was Bernie's national press secretary in 2016

Presidential season is like the lotto for the consulting class. Them niccas will eat without giving a fucck whose plate it is.

 

[duncanthetall]

According to ya'll. Bernie is a universally beloved figure who has been unjustly railroaded by the elites, when the reality is he can't even beat a faq in Iowa.

Lol. So you have nothing really to say. Got it.

 

[Torrential]

Still 71% voting ?

 

[Nobu]

Still 71% voting ?

Cooking the books is like cooking a soufflé. It's a very delicate process

 

[duncanthetall]

 

[General Mills]

I'd say there are several things wrong with it. Most important:

a) Biden has been held up as the front runner, the most electable, and the best chance of beating Trump. These numbers indicate he didn't give enough IA voters a warm and fuzzy, as a result, he's cleaning up the rear. That's bad for the democratic establishment.

b) Sanders even with being in DC during the last run up to the caucus was polling heavy in IA like he is in NH. For Pete to be on his heals or slightly ahead of him is a testament of how flawed the caucus system is. He essentially inherited leftover moderate voters because Biden didn't have a strong showing.

c) This momentum only serves to help his political career going forward but hurts the potential nominee who could be reaping the political capital that he's stealing with his time in the spotlight.

Biden is this years Jeb Bush

 

[Kenny West]

It's their coping mechanism, projecting their frustrations onto Bernie supporters.

We're seeing #BidenBoyz turn into #BootyBoys in real time.

Yep. These impotent neoliberal shills are reduced to trolling and projections.

When you stand for nothing but to try to take the wind out of a movement sails you find yourself going from stanning uncle dementia to some random cac homo they yanked from a Costco checkout line in the span of a day.

All these lames have left is being Decaf trump supporters from the "own the libs" wing of his base


B b b but bernie bros

 

[goatmane]

 

[Uno Venova]

I'm supposed to believe this whole saga is just incompetence, and not politically motivated?