Official 2021 Oscars Thread

[Conz]

Palm Springs was good but what

you're lucky I didn't include King of Staten Island, which i planned on writing also.

but seriously, Palm Springs shyts on Trial of the Chicago 7

 

[Jello Biafra]

According to @MartyMcFly's logic the Fast & Furious crew aren't leads either because they start the film barbecuing with the family and end the film barbecuing with the family just the same, while the villain is the one with the character defining arc because they started the film angry as fukk trying to take over the internet by nano-hacking satellites but end the film either in prison reflecting on the loss of their billion dollar sponsored private army or also barbecuing with the family.

I don't care about any retcons that brings Han back to life because Shaw set out to kill Han and thought he actually succeeded it at it.

Yet he is now one of the crew. Dom can shove all that talk about family and loyalty up his own ass.

 

[Jello Biafra]

b/c none of them look uplifting or distracting. they seem like a slog that will only further the depression of life in 20-21.

That describes that fukking Cherry movie with Tom Holland to a tee.

 

[MartyMcFly]

No way that boredrom of a film wins Best Picture.

You say that but like I said. They love congratulating themselves. And this can be the narrative that it’s Fincher’s turn after he was robbed a decade ago

 

[MartyMcFly]

I don't care about any retcons that brings Han back to life because Shaw set out to kill Han and thought he actually succeeded it at it.

Yet he is now one of the crew. Dom can shove all that talk about family and loyalty up his own ass.

Yeah that shyt stiiiiiiill rubs me the wrong way lol.

 

[valet]

Pretty sure it'll be Mank. not my favorite of the bunch but it's a movie about movies and Hollywood loves patting themselves on the back and giving props to their own history. plus it gives everyone a chance to talk about Citizen Kane. If I had my pick, it would be Chicago 7 but that walks away with best adapted screenplay and probably nothing else

Yeah, Mank is the obvious choice
A movie about making movies. They love that stuff but I still lean towards Chicago.

 

[Conz]

That describes that fukking Cherry movie with Tom Holland to a tee.

another one i'm not running to watch. Spiderman as an addicted traumatized veteran robbing banks to help him and his 12 year old girlfriend. Pop some fukkin popcorn!

 

[MartyMcFly]

another one i'm not running to watch. Spiderman as an addicted traumatized veteran robbing banks to help him and his 12 year old girlfriend. Pop some fukkin popcorn!

We get it man. You only really love comic book flicks it’s cool just say that shyt

 

[FlyRy]

No one is watching these awards with that lineup. shyt I might not. Dry af.

Coming 2 America had best costume design.

Song category needs to go

 

[Jello Biafra]

Yeah, Mank is the obvious choice
A movie about making movies. They love that stuff but I still lean towards Chicago.

If The Artist winning in 2011 is any inclination then I agree that Mank will win Best Picture too.

 

[g-ice]

You say that but like I said. They love congratulating themselves. And this can be the narrative that it’s Fincher’s turn after he was robbed a decade ago

Okay then, prepare for the worst Best Picture win since Crash or The Artist.

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

I take no shyt from a boy who thinks Mank is a good film on any level.

You’re white and calling @MartyMcFly a “boy”??
- hold the fuk up.

 

[MartyMcFly]

You’re white and calling @MartyMcFly a “boy”??
- hold the fuk up.

Nah chill lol. I got it. Appreciate the backup tho.

 

[FlyRy]

I'm sorry, who are you? I take no shyt from the man who called age of ultron a masterpiece.

 

[HipHopStan]

Okay then, prepare for the worst Best Picture win since Crash or The Artist.

I know the majority still say Brokeback Mountain was robbed that year, but I'll always say it should've been Good Night & Good Luck.