Well I just played a whole sunday on this game and I have work tomorrow at 6
But damn did I get work done, 5 bosses back to back

well kinda

. Farron keep was easy just getting around and putting all the lights out, the abyss watchers got him on my second try.

Then weird shyt happened.
Catacombs
Forgot that I was running around with 30K+ souls after that fight and got scared shytless

Here I am running like a damn fool trying to find a bonfire, killing everything insight. Souls go up and no more flask I'm like yup this is it imma die with 50K souls

Just as I was about to die I find a bonfire, had me like

praising jesus. So i'm taking my time is this maze of a level, my broadsword was +5 straight savage. Killing is easy, from the moment I break through their defenses its a wrap. 7 hits before I run out and game over

LOL same shyt happens again, didn't notice the high souls and here I am at boss high lord wolnir. Needles to say, I got wrecked.

Come back to get my souls and went down the bridge that you can destroy only to meet a mini boss

Brehs I died so many times because the fukking camera angle, his double attack, fukking skeletons. Pro tip ignore him and just go down after you go straight there will be a bonfire. After that it was game on

I continue and I find myself at smoldering lake, now this level

Giant crabs, giant earthworm, giant arrows

I do like I always do go around an collect all the items but its not long before I get bodied by those arrows. On my second try I find myself at the entrance of the boss but my stupid ass thought it was just another path to high lord wolnir.

Anyway if you hide behind the rocks where the earthworm keeps popping up the giant arrows will kill it for you

. I got inside the fog and not only isn't this that other boss this one gave me serious problems on his second transformation.
Took a while but got him down after that Wolnir was about to get it, enforced my broadsword to +6

and in one try he was gone. Now brehs IMO this is the most beautiful level in dark souls 3 that I have played:
Irithyll of the Boreal Valley
But its also the hardest level that gave me so much problems.

It really is true the level is harder then the bosses. At the second bonfire I got bodied so many time because those wraiths? would gang up on my and that slash damage/frostbite was unreal. 30 seconds and it was over

this kept happening until I took them out one by one. After that you get another huge guy who projects fire and has 4+ smaller enemies, same story

When I got past that it was pretty easy, exploring up and down

opening a shortcut and before I knew it shyt happened again: Pontiff boss. Got him on my first try tho
The next part was a STRAIGHT bytch

when you go all the way up and those knight that shoot you with arrows that can trow you off the bridge. 40K souls gone

I'm just sitting there

I get them back and push the lether to get to
Anor londo... I think I spent an hour on this section alone.

Those knights gave me the business so many time I was ready to call it quits

This is where I fail I suck at pairing and backstabbing, so I always have to try to go 1 on 1 because 2 vs 1 won't ever work. After I get passed that AGAIN I find myself a boss and this bytch Aldrich

I think I died 15+ times.

Everytime she shot those rain of arrows it was, "you died"

EVERY fukkING TIME

On my last try I was a mess, hands were sweating, didn't eat/drink for 4+hours it was now or never. On her second transformation you can avoid all the arrows if you go to the wall where she stands when you enter, the arrows won't hit you there but her beam will so you just need to dodge that attack and your good.
She was ONE hit away from being dead and I got greedy again and said fukk it

, I ran all the way across the room to give her that last blow. And this bytch does her arrow move but I manage to get one hit in BUT she kills me AND she dies to.
My face -




When I revived at the bonfire I got the message ember restored and 50k souls



Man this game
