This is how the games go:
LBJ starts the game on fire to spark the team.
LBJ looks over at Wade doing his usual lazy bullshyt.
LBJ says "Look at this fool, he is doing it again."
LBJ "Well, Im gonna back off to see if he gets going."
LBJ "This dude on the bench again RESTING?!?!?! - He aint did shyt!
Half time
Wade: "Oh shyt, my stats look awful, I better pad them so it looks like Im a factor."
Wade: "No need to rush that shyt though, Im already tired. I'll start at like the 3 minute mark."
LBJ on the bench: "Damn, we lost the lead again."
Spo: I know you only rested a few minutes, but we need you to carry the team. Wade is being ass again.
LBJ: The fukk Im doing here? I left Cleveland to get help not to carry another team.
4th Quarter
LBJ Damn, I getting tired.
Wade: Man I been tired since the tipoff.
Spo: We gonna do some Wade Iso plays to get back into it.
Wade: Coach, Im outta shape, I cant blow past anyone - Not even sleepy eyed Marques Daniels.
Spo: Stay the course.
Spo: Wade is fukking it up again, I dont want to have another embarrassing moment on the sidelines again so Im not going to call him on it.
Spo: LBJ I know you played 44 minutes already, but I need for you to guard all 5 positions. Block the shot, then go down and give us the lead in 21 seconds.
LBJ: The fukk Im doing here?
Buzzer
Spo: Stay the course
Wade: I wonder what skinny jeans my stylist picked for me to wear for the post game interview.
LBJ: The fukk Im doing here?
Postgame
LBJ: We missed shots, we didnt get it done.
Translation: When I say WE I mean this fashionista next to me.
Wade: They played tough D, swarmed us, couldnt get to my spots.
Translation: Im outta shape and the Gatorade wasnt working like the commercial said.
Spo: Stay the course.
LBJ: The fukk Im doing here?