OFFICIAL Game of Holmes Season 8 Thread - A Dream of Flat Tops 4/14/19

[Rekkapryde]

miserable hoes

 

[PortCityProphet]

Good setup episode. I didn't think they were gonna tell Jon this early but who are we kidding, Jon won't say shyt until the very end.

Also, I'm gonna be doing one comic per episode this year. So if yall have any ideas, let me know. I got a couple I'm gonna do from this episode.

Here are a few I've done in the past. It was when I FIRST starting drawing so they're a bit rough





If we can get @obarth to do his recaps then we can officially restore the feeling. We byke yall!

That True Detective and lil kid on the wall connection would be gold

 

[obarth]

Most the country still thinks Rhaegar raped Lyanna..and half Targaryen kings go mad.

Not to mention the incest shyt doesn't sit well with Westeros as most are followers of the Faith of 7.

Sounds like she won't have to worry about Aegon claiming the throne then, right?

 

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

Damn Daenerys is turning heel

She turned heel when she roasted the Tarly men.

That shyt was a Mad King move..

 

[Rekkapryde]

Bran season 8 MVP

Series MVP

I TOLD YALL

Old Gods >>>> *

I seem some new dude in here trying to claim BranSet


GTFO!!!!!

No more room, seats taken!!!

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

What's the smartest thing she has done though

Why is she suddenly the brains

Arcs my friend. The Stark children arcs, all the trials and tribulations, they have suffered has lead them to who they are now.

Look at who Sansa has had in her life. Apart from Ned, everyone else has been a devious so and so. She has learnt from them all. She's gone from a naive little girl, who would complain oh it's not fair and snitching to get her own way. To plotting and seeing how things play out and not being so emotional.

Jon has always been embraced by leaders, but he is the most reluctant leader out of them all. He cares more for his people than himself.

Arya has been bought up by nothing but killers and people who know how to survive. Hence the cold bytch comment from Hound.

 

[TheGreatShowtime]

Assuming Jon vs. Daenerys happens, will we see Rhaegal vs. Drogon

Ghost gonna run in, and Ghost & Rhaegal about to win the tag-team titles

 

[Torrential]

 

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

Did you see how callous she was when she told Sam that she killed his father & brother. She doesn't see people, she only sees servants & pawns. I can't stand her.

She freed the unsullied and the dothraki follow her because they witness her come from flames...

That puts her on godlike status to them however in westeros she isn't comprehending that she has to earn loyalty.

 

[jdubnyce]

It's the first episode and i already found my least favorite character of the series. I swear to the Old Gods it's on sight when I find the nikka who thought it was a good idea to give the Raven Formerly Known as Bran a wheelchair. As if this lil nikka wasn't creepy enough, you went and made him vastly more mobile. Cats can't chill in the cut and enjoy a mug of ale without this socially awkward dude rolling up staring at them like Huell from Breaking Bad

Disrespectful ass nikka ain't let Dany and Jon recover from their horselag before he hit the wrap it up box and told them they ain't got time for no frivolous chitchat. Sitting there waiting on Jamie like the TSA and he's tryna smuggle that gold hand through customs. "The thing's we do for love"? You ended Bran's rock climbing career over a bytch that's giving up the p*ssy to a pirate as we speak. Da gawd Salladhor Saan was supposed to clap those cheeks back in season 4

Jamie's gotta be the luckiest deadbeat dad in the Seven Kingdoms. Dude ain't had to pay child support for any of his kids, and those lil nikkas died before paternity tests could be invented. Ain't nobody coming for his paper. Cersei found a new simp to fund her future incest baby's lavish lifestyle. Euron outchea talmbout putting a prince in her belly. There's currently no vacancies, my guy. She ain't on that lovey dovey shyt, though. She let dude smash and straight up told him "You're Uber's outside, breh"Cersei's dumbass asking about elephants. Who the fukk she think she is, Hannibal Lecter...Hannibal Burress...y'all nikkas know who I meanI'm happy the homey Strick told her "Dude, finish your breakfast" I can't front though, the Golden Company is a much swaggier squad than the Second Sons. nikkas ain't bought to put respeck on the names of inferior children, but everybody likes those Cash 4 Gold commercialsRemind me to never play cee-lo with those cheating ass muhfukkas, doe. Not that the Northerners seemed to be in the "putting respeck on names" mood this episode in general. I thought Winterfell was a sanctuary city? Come to find out the people of the North are just like 21 Savage's choppa, they hate nikkas

I savored Drogon coming through leaving those Trump supporters shook, lil scary ass cacs. They made sure to tuck their fukking chains in when da gawd pulled up. They got mind control over Drogon. When he roars, they be quiet. But when he flies away, they be talking again. These racist ass northerners are the type of folk to call the City Watch just cause they saw some Unsullied having a barbecue in the park and then start asking if they had a permit. Mind your cotdamn businessI seen some of y'all hyping up the reveal about my boy Aegon, but the newest addition to #Targset was confirmed earlier in the episode. My dude ain't even have his CDL license yet he was piloting Rhaegal like a natural. Sittin' Sideways, paused in a daze, straight stunting on nikkasAegon instantly realized the difference between a 4.0 and a 4.6, right chere. Da gawd knew he couldn't go back to Mustangs after driving a Firebird. Kang's can't be out here driving anything but those miracle whipsI ain't hear Aegon mention Ghost the entire episode. The direwolf is straight up bushes status from now on. This broad Sansa finna get a healthy dose of that shrubbery if she stays on that fukk shyt. What does a dragon eat? bytch, you cooking? What does a dragon eat? W's, nikka

I defended her last season, but she had me dumb scressed this episode. I do appreciate that she enjoyed the reception at Joffrey's wedding, doe

Let me find out this wierdo Qyburn worked at a Planned Parenthood before he went to the Citadel. How else could that nikka diagnose STDs without a vaginal swab? Say what you want about Littlefinger's scheming ways, but when he ran the brothel game in King's Landing, he kept nothing but the most pristine hoes. All those bytches got tested regularly. My dude Bronn can't get his castle, but he's gonna be out here burning like Usher in these streets. Lollys ain't never gonna take his ass back now. Bronn can sing, but he doesn't have an album on par with ConfessionsIt's good to see my dude Gendry back doing what he loves. He's making special orders and everything. He's gonna name his shop Westeros Customs. I heard you like the ocean, so we put a fish tank in your swordArya's already got a sword and a dagger yet she's still tooling up. Sounding like Styles P with the arsenal she's building up: and did I mention, swords from Red Dead Redemption

I know the NFL Draft is before the season ends, and he hasn't even declared or signed an agent, but imma need the Giants to take a serious look at the Night King. He'd be the perfect replacement for Eli. We saw the arm strength last season and we know he excels in cold weather environments, but did y'all see how he did that Umber boy? I haven't seen a perfect spiral like that since Dan Marino's prime. We need that nikka on the squadDolorous Edd (or Dolorous Bread as I call him cause he stays with a few stacks on deck) had my man Tormund fukked up. He been had blue eyes. Why do you think Brienne is so sprung off dude? She's playing hard to get, but my mans sees right through her. Only natural a hoe from a place called the Sapphire Isle would be attracted to a trill nikka with some baby blue eyes and glorious beard. He's getting in those guts next episode, put money on itApparently Sam ain't know how the Mother of Dragons rolls, but he found out quick fast like Ramadan. She holds no punches and she ain't on that sentimental shyt. Oh, you're Randyll Tarly's kid? I killed that nikkaSam's over here thinking he'll be allowed to roll through for family reunion's now that his brother's the lord of his house. Dany was like "Yeah, about that..."She knew he was finna go cry in the crypt

Holy shyt

Oh we definitely byke

 

[Ziggiy]

How do you feel about guys like Theon and the Hound then?

Theon got his dikk cut off. That is a fate worse than death. He’s paid for his crimes.

Besides that he helped Sansa escape from Ramsay.

The Hound has always been a bad guy. Hell HE knows he’s a bad guy. He will die violently its just a matter of getting him to Clagenbowl. Hell even as a bad guy he at the very least protected Arya for the length of their journey.

Again i ask what has Jamie done that is all so redemptive? Not a goddamn thing. He saved Brienne because deep down he knows if he wasn’t a sister fukker he’d probably like her. He saved Tyrion because Tyrion is his brother and he knew he was innocent, thats not redemptive.

 

[Bboystyle]

She freed the unsullied and the dothraki follow her because they witness her come from flames...

That puts her on godlike status to them however in westeros she isn't comprehending that she has to earn loyalty.

She freed them to recruit them as her own army. Shes a sneaky lilttle bytch

 

[Rekkapryde]

A couple redditors pointed out this was an ode to the first episode back in 2011 You had a King and Queen arriving to Winterfell. A kid climbing up the buildings to get a better view. The Lady of Winterfell welcoming a Queen she didnt really fukk with. Two friends speaking about Lyanna in the crypts. And the episode ending with Bran and Jaime. Crazy.

 

[Duke_Droese]

ser jorah had the face going.

 

[FromBillionsCameOne]

Episode was dope as fukk but I also see them kind if forcing the Danaerys is nuts narrative. Not enough nuance to it. Doesn't matter still gonna be a dope ass season.