It's the first episode and i already found my least favorite character of the series. I swear to the Old Gods it's on sight when I find the nikka who thought it was a good idea to give the Raven Formerly Known as Bran a wheelchair. As if this lil nikka wasn't creepy enough, you went and made him vastly more mobile. Cats can't chill in the cut and enjoy a mug of ale without this socially awkward dude rolling up staring at them like Huell from Breaking Bad
Disrespectful ass nikka ain't let Dany and Jon recover from their horselag before he hit the wrap it up box and told them they ain't got time for no frivolous chitchat. Sitting there waiting on Jamie like the TSA and he's tryna smuggle that gold hand through customs. "The thing's we do for love"? You ended Bran's rock climbing career over a bytch that's giving up the p*ssy to a pirate as we speak. Da gawd Salladhor Saan was supposed to clap those cheeks back in season 4
Jamie's gotta be the luckiest deadbeat dad in the Seven Kingdoms. Dude ain't had to pay child support for any of his kids, and those lil nikkas died before paternity tests could be invented. Ain't nobody coming for his paper. Cersei found a new simp to fund her future incest baby's lavish lifestyle. Euron outchea talmbout putting a prince in her belly. There's currently no vacancies, my guy. She ain't on that lovey dovey shyt, though. She let dude smash and straight up told him "You're Uber's outside, breh"
Cersei's dumbass asking about elephants. Who the fukk she think she is, Hannibal Lecter...Hannibal Burress...y'all nikkas know who I mean
I'm happy the homey Strick told her "Dude, finish your breakfast" I can't front though, the Golden Company is a much swaggier squad than the Second Sons. nikkas ain't bought to put respeck on the names of inferior children, but everybody likes those Cash 4 Gold commercials
Remind me to never play cee-lo with those cheating ass muhfukkas, doe. Not that the Northerners seemed to be in the "putting respeck on names" mood this episode in general. I thought Winterfell was a sanctuary city? Come to find out the people of the North are just like 21 Savage's choppa, they hate nikkas
I savored Drogon coming through leaving those Trump supporters shook, lil scary ass cacs. They made sure to tuck their fukking chains in when da gawd pulled up. They got mind control over Drogon. When he roars, they be quiet. But when he flies away, they be talking again. These racist ass northerners are the type of folk to call the City Watch just cause they saw some Unsullied having a barbecue in the park and then start asking if they had a permit. Mind your cotdamn business
I seen some of y'all hyping up the reveal about my boy Aegon, but the newest addition to #Targset was confirmed earlier in the episode. My dude ain't even have his CDL license yet he was piloting Rhaegal like a natural. Sittin' Sideways, paused in a daze, straight stunting on nikkas
Aegon instantly realized the difference between a 4.0 and a 4.6, right chere. Da gawd knew he couldn't go back to Mustangs after driving a Firebird. Kang's can't be out here driving anything but those miracle whips
I ain't hear Aegon mention Ghost the entire episode. The direwolf is straight up bushes status from now on. This broad Sansa finna get a healthy dose of that shrubbery if she stays on that fukk shyt. What does a dragon eat? bytch, you cooking? What does a dragon eat? W's, nikka
I defended her last season, but she had me dumb scressed this episode. I do appreciate that she enjoyed the reception at Joffrey's wedding, doe
Let me find out this wierdo Qyburn worked at a Planned Parenthood before he went to the Citadel. How else could that nikka diagnose STDs without a vaginal swab? Say what you want about Littlefinger's scheming ways, but when he ran the brothel game in King's Landing, he kept nothing but the most pristine hoes. All those bytches got tested regularly. My dude Bronn can't get his castle, but he's gonna be out here burning like Usher in these streets. Lollys ain't never gonna take his ass back now. Bronn can sing, but he doesn't have an album on par with Confessions
It's good to see my dude Gendry back doing what he loves. He's making special orders and everything. He's gonna name his shop Westeros Customs. I heard you like the ocean, so we put a fish tank in your sword
Arya's already got a sword and a dagger yet she's still tooling up. Sounding like Styles P with the arsenal she's building up: and did I mention, swords from Red Dead Redemption
I know the NFL Draft is before the season ends, and he hasn't even declared or signed an agent, but imma need the Giants to take a serious look at the Night King. He'd be the perfect replacement for Eli. We saw the arm strength last season and we know he excels in cold weather environments, but did y'all see how he did that Umber boy? I haven't seen a perfect spiral like that since Dan Marino's prime. We need that nikka on the squad
Dolorous Edd (or Dolorous Bread as I call him cause he stays with a few stacks on deck) had my man Tormund fukked up. He been had blue eyes. Why do you think Brienne is so sprung off dude? She's playing hard to get, but my mans sees right through her. Only natural a hoe from a place called the Sapphire Isle would be attracted to a trill nikka with some baby blue eyes and glorious beard. He's getting in those guts next episode, put money on it
Apparently Sam ain't know how the Mother of Dragons rolls, but he found out quick fast like Ramadan. She holds no punches and she ain't on that sentimental shyt. Oh, you're Randyll Tarly's kid? I killed that nikka
Sam's over here thinking he'll be allowed to roll through for family reunion's now that his brother's the lord of his house. Dany was like "Yeah, about that..."
She knew he was finna go cry in the crypt
Disrespectful ass nikka ain't let Dany and Jon recover from their horselag before he hit the wrap it up box and told them they ain't got time for no frivolous chitchat. Sitting there waiting on Jamie like the TSA and he's tryna smuggle that gold hand through customs. "The thing's we do for love"? You ended Bran's rock climbing career over a bytch that's giving up the p*ssy to a pirate as we speak. Da gawd Salladhor Saan was supposed to clap those cheeks back in season 4
Jamie's gotta be the luckiest deadbeat dad in the Seven Kingdoms. Dude ain't had to pay child support for any of his kids, and those lil nikkas died before paternity tests could be invented. Ain't nobody coming for his paper. Cersei found a new simp to fund her future incest baby's lavish lifestyle. Euron outchea talmbout putting a prince in her belly. There's currently no vacancies, my guy. She ain't on that lovey dovey shyt, though. She let dude smash and straight up told him "You're Uber's outside, breh"
Let me find out this wierdo Qyburn worked at a Planned Parenthood before he went to the Citadel. How else could that nikka diagnose STDs without a vaginal swab? Say what you want about Littlefinger's scheming ways, but when he ran the brothel game in King's Landing, he kept nothing but the most pristine hoes. All those bytches got tested regularly. My dude Bronn can't get his castle, but he's gonna be out here burning like Usher in these streets. Lollys ain't never gonna take his ass back now. Bronn can sing, but he doesn't have an album on par with Confessions
Jon was devastated to find out his last name was Targaryen. Dude said fukk that, I'm a Stark.
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