The axe murderer
For I am death and I ride on a pale horse
a man has no name
OFFICIAL Game of Holmes Season 8 Thread - A Dream of Flat Tops 4/14/19
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None of the brothers who killed Jon had been to Hardhome. They didn’t believe him
I liked her reunion with the Hound and with Gendry.
But yea her being 100% pro-Sansa is suspect as shyt. I wasn’t feeling that AT ALL. It literally makes no sense
It's the first episode and i already found my least favorite character of the series. I swear to the Old Gods it's on sight when I find the nikka who thought it was a good idea to give the Raven Formerly Known as Bran a wheelchair. As if this lil nikka wasn't creepy enough, you went and made him vastly more mobile. Cats can't chill in the cut and enjoy a mug of ale without this socially awkward dude rolling up staring at them like Huell from Breaking Bad
Disrespectful ass nikka ain't let Dany and Jon recover from their horselag before he hit the wrap it up box and told them they ain't got time for no frivolous chitchat. Sitting there waiting on Jamie like the TSA and he's tryna smuggle that gold hand through customs. "The thing's we do for love"? You ended Bran's rock climbing career over a bytch that's giving up the p*ssy to a pirate as we speak. Da gawd Salladhor Saan was supposed to clap those cheeks back in season 4
Jamie's gotta be the luckiest deadbeat dad in the Seven Kingdoms. Dude ain't had to pay child support for any of his kids, and those lil nikkas died before paternity tests could be invented. Ain't nobody coming for his paper. Cersei found a new simp to fund her future incest baby's lavish lifestyle. Euron outchea talmbout putting a prince in her belly. There's currently no vacancies, my guy. She ain't on that lovey dovey shyt, though. She let dude smash and straight up told him "You're Uber's outside, breh"
Cersei's dumbass asking about elephants. Who the fukk she think she is, Hannibal Lecter...Hannibal Burress...y'all nikkas know who I mean
I'm happy the homey Strick told her "Dude, finish your breakfast" I can't front though, the Golden Company is a much swaggier squad than the Second Sons. nikkas ain't bought to put respeck on the names of inferior children, but everybody likes those Cash 4 Gold commercials
Remind me to never play cee-lo with those cheating ass muhfukkas, doe. Not that the Northerners seemed to be in the "putting respeck on names" mood this episode in general. I thought Winterfell was a sanctuary city? Come to find out the people of the North are just like 21 Savage's choppa, they hate nikkas
I savored Drogon coming through leaving those Trump supporters shook, lil scary ass cacs. They made sure to tuck their fukking chains in when da gawd pulled up. They got mind control over Drogon. When he roars, they be quiet. But when he flies away, they be talking again. These racist ass northerners are the type of folk to call the City Watch just cause they saw some Unsullied having a barbecue in the park and then start asking if they had a permit. Mind your cotdamn business
I seen some of y'all hyping up the reveal about my boy Aegon, but the newest addition to #Targset was confirmed earlier in the episode. My dude ain't even have his CDL license yet he was piloting Rhaegal like a natural. Sittin' Sideways, paused in a daze, straight stunting on nikkas
Aegon instantly realized the difference between a 4.0 and a 4.6, right chere. Da gawd knew he couldn't go back to Mustangs after driving a Firebird. Kang's can't be out here driving anything but those miracle whips
I ain't hear Aegon mention Ghost the entire episode. The direwolf is straight up bushes status from now on. This broad Sansa finna get a healthy dose of that shrubbery if she stays on that fukk shyt. What does a dragon eat? bytch, you cooking? What does a dragon eat? W's, nikka
I defended her last season, but she had me dumb scressed this episode. I do appreciate that she enjoyed the reception at Joffrey's wedding, doe
Let me find out this wierdo Qyburn worked at a Planned Parenthood before he went to the Citadel. How else could that nikka diagnose STDs without a vaginal swab? Say what you want about Littlefinger's scheming ways, but when he ran the brothel game in King's Landing, he kept nothing but the most pristine hoes. All those bytches got tested regularly. My dude Bronn can't get his castle, but he's gonna be out here burning like Usher in these streets. Lollys ain't never gonna take his ass back now. Bronn can sing, but he doesn't have an album on par with Confessions
It's good to see my dude Gendry back doing what he loves. He's making special orders and everything. He's gonna name his shop Westeros Customs. I heard you like the ocean, so we put a fish tank in your sword
Arya's already got a sword and a dagger yet she's still tooling up. Sounding like Styles P with the arsenal she's building up: and did I mention, swords from Red Dead Redemption
I know the NFL Draft is before the season ends, and he hasn't even declared or signed an agent, but imma need the Giants to take a serious look at the Night King. He'd be the perfect replacement for Eli. We saw the arm strength last season and we know he excels in cold weather environments, but did y'all see how he did that Umber boy? I haven't seen a perfect spiral like that since Dan Marino's prime. We need that nikka on the squad
Dolorous Edd (or Dolorous Bread as I call him cause he stays with a few stacks on deck) had my man Tormund fukked up. He been had blue eyes. Why do you think Brienne is so sprung off dude? She's playing hard to get, but my mans sees right through her. Only natural a hoe from a place called the Sapphire Isle would be attracted to a trill nikka with some baby blue eyes and glorious beard. He's getting in those guts next episode, put money on it
Apparently Sam ain't know how the Mother of Dragons rolls, but he found out quick fast like Ramadan. She holds no punches and she ain't on that sentimental shyt. Oh, you're Randyll Tarly's kid? I killed that nikka
Sam's over here thinking he'll be allowed to roll through for family reunion's now that his brother's the lord of his house. Dany was like "Yeah, about that..."
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She didn't let Jon do shyt. She kept telling him they needed more men and he wouldn't listen. She also knew that he would automatically be against reaching out to LittleFinger for help which is why she never mentioned it to them. Remember what happened when LittleFinger went looking for a "thank you" from Jon. Not telling Jon was the right move, reaching out to LittleFinger for help was the right move. They do not get Winterfell back if she does not take those steps. And she did all that without having to pay a debt to Littlefinger, not allowing him to outsmart her in Winterfell and ultimately executing him.
letti cook
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got the Snow Man stressin
told Melisandre dont bring him back if diesshe told that nikka "nah fukk that, i gotta bring you back
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She’s being a realist and that isneeded In a situation with zombies dragons etc
Also I been saying I don’t like how jon was acting in terms of ignoring people’s concerns about him giving up his crown and even some In here like why people talking about titles the white walkers are coming !
and I think I can explain it better to those people , while jon is right about the threat he still needs to sell others on the rightness of what he’s doing . He’s trying to get people to trust in him but not really doing the work to get that trust. If anything he kind of is hurting that trust .
He’s gonna get a pass though because im sure next episode or the one after the night king arrives
Your being willfully ignorant on the matter in order to give Sansa a W. Jon already told her there WERE no more houses to plead too. They were pretty much out of options, winter was coming and the dead were marching north. Jon knew that time was of the essence, Sansa had two choices in the matter if she wanted to “boss” up. Either leave Jon out of it and go recruit all of the houses HERSELF (Cat, even with her flaws, was capable of doing this) in the name of being the last free Stark. Or tell Jon the truth about the Vale army and he could have planned accordingly.
But instead she didn’t. She LIED to Jon about the possibility of getting saving Rickon, allowing HIM to go plead in the name of the Starks (as a b*stard no less) convince the Wildings to fight with him, and draw up battle plans based upon Sansa’s false pretense.
Then, and again this is important, she let him go out and battle Ramsay’s forces. She literally set him up to DIE for a cause that she LIED about! And then pulled the Vale army out of her ass at the last minute, AFTER jon did ALL the work! In WHAT world is this any type of W for Sansa??!!!?! She literally piggy backed on the accomplishment of a greater man. Jon did EVERYTHING. THATS why he was named King In The North and nobody gave Sansa a second’s notice. Because she didn’t DO shyt! She is less than her mother. She is less than Cersei, Little Finger, and everybody that she’s claimed to “learn” from. She doesn’t even manipulate properly, she just LIES
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She was playing chess with the Vale and deserves credit for that. Not blame, which y'all keep trying to cast on her.
If she had brought the Vale out at the beginning, Ramsay would have never left his castle. He only met them in open field cuz he knew he had such a huge soldier advantage. He only employed that suffocating strategy, killing his own men as well as Stark men with arrows cuz of that huge soldier advantage. If Sansa had done what y'all wanted her to do, Ramsay would've made them lay siege to Winterfell and he'd still be sitting in that castle at this moment. There was no time for all that.
She was right about Rickon for the reasons she stated. And you are willfully ignorant if you think Ramsey would have approached that battle in the same way he did with the Vale showing up to help Jon prior to the battle beginning. You were clued to this by what Ramsey said once he retreated back to Winterfell. Apparently Sansa is smart enough to outsmart you too because what she did and how she did continues it to go completely over your head.
He hates his family except for Jamie. I can see him betraying Danerys to let Jamie go, but makes zero sense for him to help Ceresei.
Jamie advised against letting his father in the city, it was pycelle who convinced the mad king. Jamie killed the pyromancer before he killed the mad king. If he doesn't do that king's landing goes up in flames.
LMAO
NO HE DIDNT.
THATS JUST HIS WAY OF JUSTIFYING
BREAKING HIS HOLY OATH.
IN REALITY
TYWINS COWARD ASS SAW THE MAD KING WAS LOSING THE WAR AND SWITCHED SIDES NEAR THE END...
THE MAD KING ORDER JAMIE TO BRING HIM TYWINS HEAD.
JAMIE STABS HIM IN THE BACK...
ROBS DUMB ASS ENDS UP MARRYING CERSEI
AND LETS JAMIE REMAIN ON HIS KINGS GUARD...
AND WE KNOW HOW THAT WENT.
CROM
Pray. I will not listen, but I will laugh at you
I thought there should've been more dialogue between the two of them. That's what made their pairing so good in the first place. The Hound calling her a tough bytch and walking off was a kinda
for me.In that preview they show Jon being told the white walkers are like a day away and those guys had to ride all night or something just to give them what will be a few hours warning. So Jon is right in that sense, there is no time for the politics to play out before the battle starts
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Cersei is one cold betch go get em queen #Lannistergang
go get em queen #Lannistergang