OFFICIAL Game of Holmes Season 8 Thread - A Dream of Flat Tops 4/14/19

[Bboystyle]

Everybody makes dumb moves sometimes on the show, but what cemented Tyrion as a great mind was outsmarting folks at the Eerie to keep from getting sent through the moon door

Plus when he figured out who Cersei's snitch was when he was hand of the King

Yea i dunno what that nikka talking about. Tyrions mind is the reason he still alive.

 

[daemonova]

He wasn't hiding in a tower. He was on vacation up in some Stark chick's guts. The Targaryen's were known to practice polygamy from time to time, so Rhaegar having two wives wasn't anything out of the ordinary

He was taking a destination vacation with northern bishes #thenightisdarkandfullofterrors

 

[ig88]

Put some respect on the Young Wolf’s name. Robb bossed up and was OWNING The Lannister army before his unfortunate demise. Robb had just as much swag as jon, he was willing to be on the front lines with his troops, he swung the sword when he passed the judgement, dude just got caught up in p*ssy. EVERY male character has suffered for some p*ssy on the show (not counting Bronn cause he don’t love these hoes)

Jamie pushed a CHILD out of a tower so he could fukk his sister. which set off a chain of events that led to him losing his hand all three of his children.

Tyrion fell in love with a whore. Which set off a chain of events that led to him killing his father

Tywin was fukking Tyrion’s said whore. Which led to him getting an arrow in his chest.

Jon fell in love with a wilding woman. Which led to her putting three arrows in his back

Littlefinger fell in love with Catylin and got his wigged pushed back by damn near every male Stark, then he transferred that “love” to Sansa and ended up with his throat slit.

Sir Jorah fell in love with Dany and got greyscale trying to get back into her good graces, only to be cured and sent to the eternal friendzone

Robb TULLY was an idiot. He had a good rookie year but Let it fall apart cuz he was not STARK material. Too much TULLY in him. Let his mother run his camp, beheading loyal bannermen but walks all his men into a trap and gets not only all of them killed, but cant even protect his mother, woman or child.

Got balls comparing the legendary sword jorah the andal or the genius imp to BOB TULLY.

SNOWMAN had to deal with his own mens disloyalty for the greater good. Bob tully couldnt be worried about greater good cuz he was toooo caught up in that puss. Jon wont make this mistake with dany im calling it now.

 

[FlyGuy]

Robb TULLY was an idiot. He had a good rookie year but Let it fall apart cuz he was not STARK material. Too much TULLY in him. Let his mother run his camp, beheading loyal bannermen but walks all his men into a trap and gets not only all of them killed, but cant even protect his woman and child.

Got balls comparing the legendary sword jorah the andal or the genius imp to BOB TULLY.

Team friendzone out here? Team gets no play. All hot dogs no buns looking ass over there

Lemme get knighted into a religion I don't claim
Lemme simp a young Southron broad cause my Island is a dub
Let her use me for my riches
Lemme end up exiled cause I had to sell humans to keep her happy
Lemme get cucked and left while I'm in exile
Lemme lust a preteen
Lemme get greyscale


Ser Jorah, y'all

 

[ig88]

Team friendzone out here? Team gets no play. All hot dogs no buns looking ass over there

Lemme get knighted into a religion I don't claim
Lemme simp a young Southron broad cause my Island is a dub
Let her use me for my riches
Lemme end up exiled cause I had to sell humans to keep her happy
Lemme get cucked and left while I'm in exile
Lemme lust a preteen
Lemme get greyscale


Ser Jorah, y'all

Noones killed more men on this show than jorah. FACT. Least jorah simps dimes. Robb out here marrying common white essos trash. Yea i heard that “im really from volantis” shyt before. bytch was shaes twin, a fresh whore off the boat im not fooled like a TULLY.

Better watch before i get the lady mormont of bear island on that ass and change it to Beats island.

 

[FlyGuy]

Noones killed more men on this show than jorah. FACT. Least jorah simps dimes. Robb out here marrying common white essos trash. Yea i heard that “im really from volantis” shyt before. bytch was shaes twin, a fresh whore off the boat im not fooled like a TULLY.

Better watch before i get the lady mormont of bear island on that ass and change it to Beats island.

Lil Ly would probably banish this fukk ass all over again

Night's King has killed more men

If only Jorah had a valyrian steel sword to stand a chance

Wait...he did


DID


And just like one of Jon's namesakes...he was UNWORTHY


Take that shyt back to Essos and squabble with Discount Daario about who gets to sniff the dragon after Dany's done riding it

 

[ig88]

Lil Ly would probably banish this fukk ass all over again

Night's King has killed more men

If only Jorah had a valyrian steel sword to stand a chance

Wait...he did


DID


And just like one of Jon's namesakes...he was UNWORTHY


Take that shyt back to Essos and squabble with Discount Daario about who gets to sniff the dragon after Dany's done riding it

Lies. He HAS Valyrian sword. Check the previews breh...
And Nightking literally killed 1 person and 1 dragon himself.

Jorah coulda had his old one but made sure snowman rocked it cuz he only needs a chunk of dragon glass to fight and kill hordes of dead and zombie bears.

In his youth was too busy being the westerosi equivalent to a drug kingpin slanging poachers to essos, being the first sane man through pyke and knocking jamie lannister on his ass.

Until honorable ned with his fish ass tully wife in his ear

Of course his line first to fight the threat each time while the starks cry over whos gon be lord. If it wasnt for arya starks be all cripples and sour puss bytches and frozen corpses soon to have blue eyes.

fukk outta here. Put respect on the first swords name. Literally saved the day hunnid times but people judging fuz he likes high quality p*ssy. He aint a tully or stark. All or nothing.

Ask bob tully how the p*ssy smell. Like death.

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

The Blackfish would have all these nikkas acting and thinking right.

Blackfish set

 

[The axe murderer]

Put some respect on the Young Wolf’s name. Robb bossed up and was OWNING The Lannister army before his unfortunate demise. Robb had just as much swag as jon, he was willing to be on the front lines with his troops, he swung the sword when he passed the judgement, dude just got caught up in p*ssy. EVERY male character has suffered for some p*ssy on the show (not counting Bronn cause he don’t love these hoes)

Jamie pushed a CHILD out of a tower so he could fukk his sister. which set off a chain of events that led to him losing his hand all three of his children.

Tyrion fell in love with a whore. Which set off a chain of events that led to him killing his father

Tywin was fukking Tyrion’s said whore. Which led to him getting an arrow in his chest.

Jon fell in love with a wilding woman. Which led to her putting three arrows in his back

Littlefinger fell in love with Catylin and got his wigged pushed back by damn near every male Stark, then he transferred that “love” to Sansa and ended up with his throat slit.

Sir Jorah fell in love with Dany and got greyscale trying to get back into her good graces, only to be cured and sent to the eternal friendzone

lets not forget what tywin did to tysha
And he forced tyrion to participate
WOAT father

 

[YakSpiller]

The set thing was actually funny and competitive when the other houses had all of there members. But we are a long time away from that. A lot of you joined losing teams

#whitewalkerset never loss!

 

[Sad Bunny]

Rickon

 

[YakSpiller]

Rickon

Is he hands down the worst character on the show?

Why was he even included? Just so Ramsay would seem like more of a monster?

 

[TTT]

It's looking most likely that the winterfell battle (and defeat of the WWs) will take place during episodes 2 and 3, and then the rest of the season will be the battle for the throne.

I don't really like that as the WWs have been built up since the first episode, and they literally have the whole population of men, freaks and giants who were north of the wall in their set, and now they've got every northerner they've come across (except poor ned). they don't eat, sleep, rest and they have an undead fookin dragon. No way they could be defeated in a couple episodes. The night king has been plotting his come back for generations.

I really hope that the writers are pulling an okey doke and some off the wall shyt like the night king attacking an unprepared kings landing happens instead. bran's vision of a dragon flying of KL might indicate this.

The Tyrells are gone and most of the other houses, Cersei v Dany is just a straight shootout and not much politics which many online fans like. The WWs have been built up heavily collecting soldiers, children , giants and a dragon, giving them 1 or 2 episodes would be a letdown to get back to Cersei and Dany who are the last 2 who want the throne. I am also expecting them to hit Kings Landing to put a spanner in Cersei's plan of walking in to get victory after the big battle.

 

[Red Shield]

Spoiler

Jon Snow: You’ve become a man...

Brann: :mjlit4: Almost...

Brann: :mjlit4:There’s no time for this.

Them Greyjoy’s is fools

Theon’s Uncle: Finna fukk this queen :mjlit3:

Proceeds to smash

True legend.

it was exactly like that

 

[PoorAndDangerous]

I love that game of thrones is back. I love the banter, house stanning and arguments. It's going to be sad when this is over but at least we'll get spinoffs