Official "I ain't shyt" thread

[ChrisDorner2]

who else ain't shyt? Check in brethren

 

[CinnaSlim]

I too, am not shyt.

 

[ChrisDorner2]

I too, am not shyt.

Maybe today, but not tomorrow we gonna be shyt by the end of 2015

 

[Tapp]

i aint shyt yet.......

 

[ChrisDorner2]

i aint shyt yet.......

What you workin towards breh

 

[Another Man]

Get more butts

 

[blackestofpanthers]

in here.

 

[iFightSeagullsForBread]

 

[Tapp]

building work experience for a M.B.A. program i want to get into. After that im gonna start my own company for the industry im in

 

[Sierra Mist]

Yooooo I swear to moses I was in the middle of creating an Official "I ain't shyt thread" where you tell a story of something fukked up you did, but it's hilarious at the same time and you end the story with "I ain't shyt".

Props.

 

[ChrisDorner2]

Yooooo I swear to moses I was in the middle of creating an Official "I ain't shyt thread" where you tell a story of something fukked up you did, but it's hilarious at the same time and you end the story with "I ain't shyt".

Props.

You should do it breh that's a legit idea

Or we can fuse the thread into here

 

[Sierra Mist]

You should do it breh that's a legit idea

Or we can fuse the thread into here

Ok. Jesus where so I start. Guess I'll start off with something light.

At work one day (bowling center) and this Asian dude asked me about the menu. He didn't know what to get so I told him we have a egg rolls. Two of the kitchen girls broke down laughing loud as shyt cause they knew my racial humor but the one kitchen chick looked on in fear cause she thought he was about to Bruce Lee my ass into next week for being stereotypical.

I kid you not my boy Liu Kang liked my suggestion and brought 4 orders of egg rolls for him and his family.

I ain't shyt.

 

[The Burger King]

I sure as hell ain't shyt.
You dropped your wallet? I might not give that shyt back.
Your girl throws that p*ssy at me? I might not decline it.
I nutted in you raw? So, that baby ain't mine.

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[Vice Queen]

I know I ain't shyt.

 

[Music Fiend]

I always think I am shyt until I have a few drinks and start feeling my real unfiltered thoughts.