Official "I ain't shyt" thread

[Objection]

I used to have a friend with benefits who was in the hospital suffering from seizures. One day I go to visit her. They have a camera in the room monitoring her to see what's causing the seizures. She also hooked up to some machine that's monitoring her vitals. We are just sitting on the bed talking and all of a sudden she says "you know I have nothing on under this robe
I'm like you don't need to be doing that. She grabs my hand and puts it between her legs and she is so wet. Nurse comes in and my friend says she needs to take a sponge bath and ask if they can they cover up the camera. Nurse brings in a towel covers it up and before I know it I'm fukking. It was some of the best sex I ever had. After we done the nurse comes back in like. I ain't shyt brehs

 

[ChrisDorner2]

 

[Mandarin Duck]

If I get too high the night before i have to work and wake up too high I call in sick.
I ain't shyt.

 

[blackestofpanthers]

I've left family to go fukk with hoes. Might sound normal but it was a family vacation where we were suppose to be bonding. foh

Back in high school days i fukked a bytch and didn't walk her to the bus stop at night. I dipped off to my breh house who had more hoes.

I have a lot more

I'm actually cleaning it up so i can post it

 

[Prynce]

Ain't been shyt since 93