Official I'm drunk thread vol. 1

[KingTut]

1:12 am and my hoes ain't answerin my texts

Figure I might as well start the official drunk thread. Whenever youre runk just post up in this bytch ya femml me?

 

[Harry Sax]

You tried that Apple ciroc

 

[KingTut]

You tried that Apple ciroc

Hell baw im on that henny and jack daniels tennse fire

 

[iFightSeagullsForBread]

Fun fact: You can get on disability by claiming you have ADHD.

Source: My White-Mexican roommate.

 

[hoodheronova]

ive drunken too much to the point where I was drunk for 2-3days straight

 

[BelowTheMasonDixon]

At least you got hoes, Straight Five Knuckle shuffle over here breh.

 

[BelowTheMasonDixon]

Don't you have a job?

I'm so old and irrelevant.

 

[iFightSeagullsForBread]

Just found out I gotta be at work at 12 instead of 4 tomorrow

Saturday I'm turning up

Night

 

[HollowPoints2]

211

lil nikka.

 

[Arithmetic]

Yeah I had to go ahead and finish the last two shots of henn I had

 

[KingTut]

8:39 pm on my way to the promise land. May this Henny guide me into some p*ssy tonight

 

[BedRoomI'z]

Decorating door and tree throwed as fukk bumping Mo Murda by Bone

 

[muse]

im gulping on some riesling at this very moment

 

[iFightSeagullsForBread]

Gonna restring my.guitar

 

[Mr Rager]

My hoe got too drunk and passed out on the couch

I'm gone off the Seagrams and 7 Up

Bout to play Call of Duty then get this Xvideos poppin