Maaaaan I was off the latter part of last week so I avoided all political talk w/my Jewish colleagues.
I come in and first thing one said this morning “ugh, Iran attacked Israel last night”. Said it twice.
I just scrunched up my face and said “yeaaaa….man, this isn’t good. So, so Israel struck Iran first, right?”
“Oh yea they did, but it was because of the development of nuclear weapons...they wanted to stop the development…”
I just said “oh, oh wow”.
Silence.
They really be starting in the middle of the fukking story! As if Iran wouldn’t strike if you hit them first

You think I’m dumb Lmao