OFFICIAL JOKE THREAD. Why couldn't jesus eat MnMs?

[cKondomsucK6]

They kept falling thru the holes in his hands

please bless me with some laughter

 

[↓R↑LYB]

Why do sea gulls fly over the sea

Spoiler

Because of they flew over the bay, theyd be called bay gulls (bagels)

 

[cKondomsucK6]

Why do sea gulls fly over the sea

Spoiler

Because of they flew over the bay, theyd be called bay gulls (bagels)

 

[newarkhiphop]

 

[315]

What did Delaware?

A New Jersey!

Actually I don't know, Al-ask-a!

 

[全能の神]

 

[Seedz]

How do you throw a party in outer space?

Spoiler

You Planet

 

[STVNTMAN]

What did the OP get from making this thread?

Spoiler

a neg

 

[Stir Fry]

Why did @The Mayer cross the basketball court?

Spoiler

He heard the ref was blowing CACs

 

[cKondomsucK6]

 

[duncanthetall]

Chuckled

 

[iBrowse]

Why do sea gulls fly over the sea

Spoiler

Because of they flew over the bay, theyd be called bay gulls (bagels)

Why did bdizzle go to the barber ?

 

[cKondomsucK6]

What did the OP get from making this thread?

Spoiler

a neg

i laughed but

 

[cKondomsucK6]

Why did @The Mayer cross the basketball court?

Spoiler

He heard the ref was blowing CACs

 

[cKondomsucK6]

Why did bdizzle go to the barber ?

why