OFFICIAL JOKE THREAD. Why couldn't jesus eat MnMs?

[FeloniousMonk]

How do you make a hormone?

Spoiler

You dont pay her

 

[K_dot_Mac]

How do you cut the ocean ?
-with a seesaw

How do houses great each other?
-what's up homes

What do you call bees that make milk?
-boobies

Jokes about race are all the same... If you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal

 

[↓R↑LYB]

speak for urself

Unlike you the sun isn't trying to kill me Esau

 

[cKondomsucK6]

Unlike you the sun isn't trying to kill me Esau

i aint no cac wutever the fukk that stands for

 

[Fatboi1]

So a poster walks into a thread and says "Neg Rep One star"

 

[cKondomsucK6]

So a poster walks into a thread and says "Neg Rep One star"

 

[The American]

A girl walks into a bar and asks the bartender to give her a joke that has a double meaning.

So he gave it to her.

 

[skokiaan]

coli exclusive;

what happened to Kid n Play

Spoiler

they now Flabby n Sick

Spoiler

 

[Another Man]

Two pies are in an oven. One pie says "whew, its hot in here!"

The other replies "Oh shyt! A talking pie!!!"

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

U nikkas corny

A girl walks into a bar and asks the bartender to give her a joke that has a double meaning.

So he gave it to her.

I don't get it

 

[///Vega+++]

rimshots galore people

 

[The American]

U nikkas corny

I don't get it

Read it again.

If you're a goody 2 shoes, then I'll explain it

 

[MufasaChoppa]

30 minutes of straight fukkery

bruh this shyt is dead hilarious and i'm only 18 mins in

that cornball black dude with the fro with his chick is popping off looks dumb shook

 

[Splash]

Did you guys hear about that italian chef?

Spoiler

He pasta way

 

[Mr Rager]

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?". The horse looks the bartender dead in the eyes and says "I just found out I have cancer"