Official Jurassic World Thread

[Uncle_Ruckus]

I think that was the point breh. She was very controlled and robotic and rehearsed in the beginning. Her character initially was very very precise and all about control. Every word is chosen carefully. That's why they showed her talking to herself rehearsing on the elevator.

Yea. She literally sounded like she was reciting in that scene too.

Now lets talk about that gyrosphere worker that looked like he was running a roller coaster.
They really hired these stoner idiots to work in a dinosaur park.

 

[MartyMcFly]

Yea. She literally sounded like she was reciting in that scene too.

Now lets talk about that gyrosphere worker that looked like he was running a roller coaster.
They really hired these stoner idiots to work in a dinosaur park.

Lol that's also the point. And I've worked at a theme park breh. I recognized that face and attitude oh so damn well

 

[Uncle_Ruckus]

Lol that's also the point. And I've worked at a theme park breh. I recognized that face and attitude oh so damn well

What happened to spare no expense? The owner guy couldn't have the hr staff hire decent workers that didn't shyt their pants when an emergency alarm goes off? I don't believe for a second a "Dinosaur" (very dangerous) park would hire a teenager to run any attraction there. Maybe the souvenir shop. The whole point of the first movie was they sent a lawyer their to inspect the park and make sure all safety precautions were being met. Then they go and hire these teenagers?

 

[MartyMcFly]

What happened to spare no expense? The owner guy couldn't have the hr staff hire decent workers that didn't shyt their pants when an emergency alarm goes off? I don't believe for a second a "Dinosaur" (very dangerous) park would hire a teenager to run any attraction their. Maybe the souvenir shop. The whole point of the first movie was they sent a lawyer their to inspect the park and make sure all safety precautions were being met. Then they go and hire these teenagers? :mindblowing:

But this is now a world where dinosaurs are common place. The whole reason they created a dinosaur was because people are bored with them. They're commonplace now. Going to that park is as common as going to six flags in that world

 

[FlyRy]

What happened to spare no expense? The owner guy couldn't have the hr staff hire decent workers that didn't shyt their pants when an emergency alarm goes off? I don't believe for a second a "Dinosaur" (very dangerous) park would hire a teenager to run any attraction their. Maybe the souvenir shop. The whole point of the first movie was they sent a lawyer their to inspect the park and make sure all safety precautions were being met. Then they go and hire these teenagers?

have you never seen Adventureland? What do you expect college graduates to work there?

 

[Uncle_Ruckus]

But this is now a world where dinosaurs are common place. The whole reason they created a dinosaur was because people are bored with them. They're commonplace now. Going to that park is as common as going to six flags in that world

have you never seen Adventureland? What do you expect college graduates to work there?

Even after what happened in Lost World with the trex going loose on the city?? nikkaz shouldve known you need experts to deal with those situations. JP aint 6 flags breh. I wouldnt even try to compare a zoo worker to a six flags worker. It dont make any sense breh.

 

[FlyRy]

Even after what happened in Lost World with the trex going loose on the city?? nikkaz shouldve known you need experts to deal with those situations. JP aint 6 flags breh. I wouldnt even try to compare a zoo worker to a six flags worker. It dont make any sense breh.

Bro the second and third movies don't exist in this universe

 

[MartyMcFly]

Even after what happened in Lost World with the trex going loose on the city?? nikkaz shouldve known you need experts to deal with those situations. JP aint 6 flags breh. I wouldnt even try to compare a zoo worker to a six flags worker. It dont make any sense breh.

Bro the second and third movies don't exist in this universe

Yeah I kinda think the second and third movies don't exist in this universe. I know the director talked about not really thinking about them when they were writing the movie

 

[Uncle_Ruckus]

Bro the second and third movies don't exist in this universe

In any universe that shyt wouldnt happen. Spare no expense dont mean minimum wage breh. You dont ship high school kids off to an island to work.

 

[FlyRy]

In any universe that shyt wouldnt happen. Spare no expense dont mean minimum wage breh. You dont ship high school kids off to an island to work.

you want 40 year old men with suits and wing tips working there?

 

[Uncle_Ruckus]

you want 40 year old men with suits and wing tips working there?

Forget it breh. I just thought it was stupid having teenagers work the attractions. Thats all.

Spoiler

But not as stupid as when Bryce's character hops in her car and speeds off to make a cell phone call that she could have made right there and saved a worker's life.

 

[FlyRy]

Forget it breh. I just thought it was stupid having teenagers work the attractions. Thats all.

Spoiler

But not as stupid as when Bryce's character hops in her car and speeds off to make a cell phone call that she could have made right there and saved a worker's life.

you have a j world avatar and have come with the dumbest nitpick i have ever read

 

[Uncle_Ruckus]

you have a j world avatar and have come with the dumbest nitpick i have ever read

I just pointed it out to Marty breh. You the one that got all. Did you even read my review. I liked JW a lot.

And nitpicking is 50% of the film room. We cant discuss things we noticed in movies now?

 

[FlyRy]

I just pointed it out to Marty breh. You the one that got all. Did you even read my review. I liked JW a lot.

And nitpicking is 50% of the film room. We cant discuss things we noticed in movies now?

We can but you legit made a big deal about one kid i can recall that ran the gyrosphere machine. Dude had 45 sec of screen time. If that

 

[Interloper]

I don't know if that Gyrosphere worker was supposed to be a high school kid or just some late 20's early 30's peon. The guy playing him is 32 years old, though, so probably the latter.


Also, I gotta mention, don't bother with the 3D for this movie. Completely pointless, but the theater around me only had three regular shows and the rest were 3D . Might have to hit up the Alamo more often.

...And another thing, I always found the Raptors in these movies to be strangely....adorable for some reason, even when they're acting like savages, chasing (annoying)humans and murdering them. The fukk is wrong with me, brehs?