Official Olympic opening ceremony thread

[WOAHMYGOODNESS]

jk rowling rich ass

 

[Fillerguy]

English Lit >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

 

[concise]

Anybody else thought about if some Jihad like stuff might go down? This thing is boring and i want to turn it, but in the back of my mind i'm thinking "that cac queen might get shot"

Spoiler

Go through the previous pages for spoilers. There's nothing like that to worry about

 

[skb1065]

Anyone notice all those illuminati eyes shining light onto the stadium

 

[DalMem]

The Harry Potter woman?

 

[Black White Sox Hat]

is this the macys christmas parade?

 

[No1]

Danny Boyle's programme notes.

Britain

Come on breh, we all know that Al Gore created the internet.

 

[I-Hate-You]

this is creeping me the fukk out

 

[CoolazzFemale]

I will give props on the literature. Why put it in the ceremony?. So much history they could have put a spotlight on.

 

[DalMem]

is this the macys christmas parade?

 

[Optimus Prime]

these nurses off beat with their movements. China would have killed them on the spot if they were in control. Nobody made a mistake during the China opening ceremony...

 

[The_Sheff]

LOL everyone on my wall is clowning this.

I wish they would hurry up and let the athletes walk in, at least then we can talk trash about what each country is wearing. A bootleg fashion show is better than whatever is taking place now.

 

[CoolazzFemale]

Why do I feel Ireland would have done a better job

 

[OG_StankBrefs]

Where's dat history of slavery at? Dey go put dat shyt in dere too?

 

[Gilver]

I will give props on the literature. Why put it in the ceremony?. So much history they could have put a spotlight on.

I thought it was slightly odd as well. though i don't think gloating about winning 2 world wars would have been appropriate.

Don't worry, the music is coming up soon, prepare to bow down to greatness