Official Olympic opening ceremony thread

[jadillac]

If I was on Team USA, I'd be waiting at the end of the entrance walkway and handing out my hotel room number.

 

[obarth]

You know those three without a country a trying to set up the cha cha slide in the middle of all those Olympians

 

[FukkaPaidEmail]

Turkmenistan...got a nice one.

 

[RJY33]

Tuvalu lookin

 

[tremonthustler1]

Those Tuvalu jackets

 

[Sinnerman]

how many of you nikkas plannin the trip for 2016 in brazil

 

[MikelArteta]

I'd so fukk the turkey chick

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

Suriname chick Pigot goes to UCONN

 

[Christian3o5]

that Turkish chick is 6'2

 

[ManMade]

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[Hawaiian Punch]

Love my Africans but I might pass on uganda

 

[Sam Peel]

I went to school with a turkey chick and this romanian dude (who turned out later in life to be a pedo) beat her ass

 

[JBone4eva]

once again, fukk Bob Costas' attempts at wit.

 

[WOAHMYGOODNESS]

usa coming up brehs

 

[RJY33]

USA