Official Simp Thread

[charmander]

@BedRoomI'z i don't deserve to deserve you

 

[charmander]

@Raedawn07 love is like an infinite cubix of meta-time that holds the prism of my heart for you

 

[charmander]

@CinnaSlim i would sacrifice everyone in my immediate family on a Mayan altar to get a lottery ticket for the chance to sniff a seat you were in months ago

 

[charmander]

@Golden i want to get hit by a bus in your area just for the chance that you come in my hospital room

 

[charmander]

@Raye82 even tho you are preoccupied with other coli simps i want you to know i was the first nikka that wanted you to sit on my face and grind it into a smooth surface like a sander

 

[Raava]

@Raedawn07 love is like an infinite cubix of meta-time that holds the prism of my heart for you

 

[charmander]

i wanna suck and nibble on your toes like tootsie rolls

 

[charmander]

@muse honest to fukkin muhammad i visualize you wrapping your powerful thighs around my head in some grey yoga pants with no crotch about 7 times a day

 

[charmander]

@BillCosbyAteMyHomework i've spent the last 7 months plotting on ways to kill your boyfwen

 

[charmander]

@swimmingpools i wish i had a dog's sense of smell so i could smell your bra residue from georgia

 

[charmander]

@DarlingNikki i've been practicting my crossover

 

[CarltonJunior]

i find this funny for some reason

 

[charmander]

@Rawtid let me give you a light skinded brother and/or sister to your baby girl

 

[charmander]

@Azul i want you to squeeze my head between your thighs til my eardrums pop

 

[charmander]

@Jasmine20 i need you to come back and give me a reason to post


i wanna jump infront of an ambulance without you