Official 'The Eternals' Thread

[AnonymityX1000]

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Oh, I guess I should have known that. lol

 

[wire28]

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so we finally have it. when will hate stop and love prevail

 

[Jax]

Both Ant-man movies were trash in my opinion.

 

[wire28]

So this is the excuse they're going with?

damn youre right i cant imagine people review bombing a movie because of

black

female

gay

characters

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

For the record there's no such thing as a "review bomb". All those people reviewing the movie are from news publications, newspapers, entertainment sites and nerd blogs.

All the same people that review every movie that comes out.....

 

[PoorAndDangerous]

For the record there's no such thing as a "review bomb". All those people reviewing the movie are from news publications, newspapers, entertainment sites and nerd blogs.

All the same people that review every movie that comes out.....

Well it also doesn’t make sense because movie critics typically review LGBTQ stuff more positively so they can act more woke. So this shyt must be really mid. User reviews are a totally different story.

 

[Conz]

the "review bomb" is by trumpy morons on imdb. they've done it a bunch in the past, namely to the Ghostbusters reboot which was fukkin awful and deserved the terrible reviews, but since incels and morons were the most outspoken people, we have to pretend it got a bad rap.

 

[KillbertArenas]

I’m not….. this a HOUSE MONEY movie

If they kill it….. they did it kill the “they don’t take risk” narrative. Which always was a lie, they’ve taken several risk over the years but it’s whatever an that angle dies.

If they don’t kill it, then niccas need to STFU, they don’t know what they talking bout, Marvel knows what they doing and they need to stay their course and ignore the coli criticism and fake narratives


This is win win

This is far from a "House Money Movie"

This is film is intended to act as closure to the original MCU and bridge the gap towards MCU's entirely new future.

Marvel has alot invested in this film and not to mention all the new characters that will be presented.

Marvel cant have this fail.

 

[Json]

This is far from a "House Money Movie"

This is film is intended to act as closure to the original MCU and bridge the gap towards MCU's entirely new future.

Marvel has alot invested in this film and not to mention all the new characters that will be presented.

Marvel cant have this fail.

They’ll just rehab it like they did Avengers Ultron by proxy.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Korey and Martin at DoubleToasted were scared to say it was outright bad but if you listen to their review they don't think its good
Korey was talking in circles and finally gave it a low matinee and Martin gave it a rental, pretty much since its a Marvel movie go see it but
Second review today I heard the reviewer say Shang Chi was better
Martin said atleast Black Widow and Shang Chi had a couple of set pieces he enjoyed

 

[Bryan Danielson]

This is far from a "House Money Movie"

This is film is intended to act as closure to the original MCU and bridge the gap towards MCU's entirely new future.

Marvel has alot invested in this film and not to mention all the new characters that will be presented.

Marvel cant have this fail.

HOUSE MONEY breh

No studder

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

the "review bomb" is by trumpy morons on imdb. they've done it a bunch in the past, namely to the Ghostbusters reboot which was fukkin awful and deserved the terrible reviews, but since incels and morons were the most outspoken people, we have to pretend it got a bad rap.

ugh nah.. that's trash but they aren't critic reviews.. thought the people in the thread was only speaking on actual critics

 

[Xavier]

Brehs letting their Marvel fan-boyism cloud their judgement on the BIGGER picture at hand.

I will not be contributing my money to see yet another Black man being emasculated in the box office. Get a cac or tacobreh to play that gay shyt.

 

[TripleAgent]

you dudes are still this threatened by gay shyt, huh? You're not used to it by now?

either way, by all accounts the sex scene is between Ikaris and Sersi, so you can relax a little. Disney barely shows a kiss in Rise of Skywalker, has never really had any homosexuality in any of their MCU movies, and they're just gonna fast forward to man on man buttfukking... you really think that sounds legit?

We're straight men, we're NEVER getting used to it

 

[Shogun]

This is far from a "House Money Movie"

This is film is intended to act as closure to the original MCU and bridge the gap towards MCU's entirely new future.

Marvel has alot invested in this film and not to mention all the new characters that will be presented.

Marvel cant have this fail.

It's not going to fail, regardless of it its good or shyt.
And everyone will be too busy talking about the next movie to give a shyt anyway.