Official things Men shouldn't say to each other thread

[Houston911]

thats not the point....its basically anything that comes to mind that you think if a dude said to another dude it would be

Yeah, but thwse shyts aint subtle at all

 

[Boolean]

"You down for this train, nikka?"

 

[newworldafro]

"dog im telling you that burger hit the spot man"

I see where you going with it.....but I don't find that statement problematic....... besides I think this thread is like 10 years late.... Dipset already led this particular wording/phrasing revolution....

The food was good and it hit hunger pains he was having...... ..... try again OP

What if ya homie is a barber?

this is true....

 

[Killer Instinct]

"You talking about my homie that got the good hair?"





*While making eye contact* - "Damn, this (insert questionable food item) is good."

 

[LOUD]

Yo would you get a piercing on ya lip
You wouldn't pierce ya tongue right
I mean tongue ring is for nikkas who eat p*ssy doe
Damn boy ya eyebrows fire who do ya shyts

 

[Liquid]

Yo how do my feet look in these sandals? My toes look alright?

Yo, Yo do you think if I sit back on the chair do these jeans make my package look small?

Yo, I was in the shower and my finger accidently slipped in back there...and it felt good...you feel me tho?

When you get your sundae from McDonald's ask for an extra spoon and sit next to me in the booth breh, we can share

 

[sanityovar8ted]

lol ya'll funny

 

[Ronnie Lott]

 

[Sinnerman]

"Yo dawg how I look in these jeans"

 

[Ooh Marty]

"I'm not speaking to you, and you know why..."

"It's cool, homie - you order the fish and i'll get the chicken, and we'll share."

"Ayo...time just flies by when i'm wit'chu, my nicca."

 

[YBE]

 

[Capitol]

this reminds me of the "Two dudes should never sit face to face at a table" thread on dudes were talking about how they sit at a completely different table from their homeboys to not look gay.

What type of awkward insecure shyt is that? I know these nikkas is not going to be in a spot yelling across multiple tables to communicate

 

[MF_BREW]

My dude I got to show you these new boxers I got , nikka! It's the one that glow in the dark and got tweety bird on it. I'm bout to have all the hoes hating.

 

[↓R↑LYB]

"You better not nut in me "

 

[Shameonyou]

"ayo this is the money team WE THE SEXIEST nikkaS OUT SCREAM AT US"