Floki gotta lay off them shrooms tho..
Official Vikings Season 3 Thread
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TheNatureBoy
Veteran
That scene at the end with him chanting “Axe time Sword time! Shields are splintered!”had me hype though
Ragnar definitely seemed like he suspected something regarding Floki, and then Floki got hyped again and went and told his wife about what he did to the priest
.Eckbert trying to break himself off some one-eared Judy. His son out here flogging himself and resisting that crazy Kwenthrith. She had Ragnar's son though
.Paris people look weak. King taking orders from his daughter and old ass general trying to win her hand in marriage
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James Worthy
Superstar
Dope quotes during the show:
"Those closest, but unexpected, can sow a terrible harvest."- Eckberts son talking about his wife.
And this:
"But also tell her that we have a repugnance for such measures, being Christians." -Eckbert
"Those closest, but unexpected, can sow a terrible harvest."- Eckberts son talking about his wife.
And this:
"But also tell her that we have a repugnance for such measures, being Christians." -Eckbert
THESE FROGS ABOUT TO GET BODIED BY THE GULLY NORTH MEN 
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Dope quotes during the show:
"Those closest, but unexpected, can sow a terrible harvest."- Eckberts son talking about his wife.
And this:
"But also tell her that we have a repugnance for such measures, being Christians." -Eckbert
He's like a Tywin Lannister with a friendly face. I love how he was like "Of course we're going to overthrow him, how else would we become ruler of all Britain?"..."We don't have any friends".
hoodheronova
All Star
Can't wait till next week. This shyt too good.
Emperor ethered the shyt outta those dead vikings 
Rich Spirit
#LeveledUp
Word? Been meaning to watch this show
yeah it's pretty good.
that scene between kalf and lagertha was weird tho, girl's p*ssy must be magic to not go
after she said she'd kill him.
The Fukin Prophecy
RIP Champ
History channel done fukked around and filmed a hour long Braveheart battle brehs...
This dude Swagnar spent half the damn episode starring at the goons like
...had me dying every time they cut to him...
Floki officially bushes status but was it really necessary to sacrifice half the goon squad for that?
Rollo da gawd with the NFL goal post length axe just chopping frenchies down...
Bjorn manning up and getting that arrow work but living up to his monicker...
When they set the goons on the ladders on fire and that French spear weapon...
Ya man Kahl don't give a fukk about nothing bout that fire p*ssy and I don't blame him...Lagertha could threaten me all she want, fukk Paris walls, I will not hesitate to penetrate and tear down her walls...
This dude Swagnar spent half the damn episode starring at the goons like
...had me dying every time they cut to him...Floki officially bushes status but was it really necessary to sacrifice half the goon squad for that?
Rollo da gawd with the NFL goal post length axe just chopping frenchies down...
Bjorn manning up and getting that arrow work but living up to his monicker...
When they set the goons on the ladders on fire and that French spear weapon...
Ya man Kahl don't give a fukk about nothing bout that fire p*ssy and I don't blame him...Lagertha could threaten me all she want, fukk Paris walls, I will not hesitate to penetrate and tear down her walls...
Digital Dre
All Star
Damn the Vikings got that work Valhalla is crowded as fukk
hoodheronova
All Star
Only thing I will say that bothers me tho is the king's daughter's French accent. It's terrible. She should work on it
Dray
Rookie
Those crossbows went in!
Swagnar done set Flocki up. Flocki's gonna get it next episode
Shouldn't have killed the monk
Shouldn't have killed the monk