Oh shyt Jordan just got robbed.

[Tommy Knocks]

CHICAGO — “Sign or die, n*gga” was all he said according to an employee that witnessed a man force Michael Jordan to take off his personal pair of “Gamma” 11′s and sign his autograph. Nba legend Michael Jordan was robbed at gunpoint during an in-store sneaker signing for the Gamma 11′s released earlier today at a Chicago sneaker boutique. “He asked what size I wear and then said come up off them, bruh” Said a visibly angry Michael Jordan during the police report who also noted “this little n*gga called me bruh. Like we was family or something, but I ain’t never met that n*gga”. According to local police the description of the robber fit many of Chicago’s youth; African American, about 5’6 with dreadlocks to which Jordan agreed while also stating “Hell it could of been Chief Keef for all I know, but luckily for Chicago he already in jail.”

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[HideoKojima]

its satire...

 

[Poh SIti Dawn]

Lol, my nikka I'm like @JordanWearinThe45

 

[Tommy Knocks]

its satire...

REALLY NO WAY

 

[Ronnie Lott]

 

[Chill]

Fake but a good laugh regardless.

 

[Tommy Knocks]

There's a troll smilie in the OP. do you wanna fight Ronnie? You got beef my nikka? Aint you up in the bay? Aint you a norte? you a buster?

south side over here ese.

 

[Mr. Negative]

mandatory 5 IP day ban for nikkas posting news from "creambmp" and going " ZOMG TUPACE IS ALIVE YALL ITS ON DA INTERNET!" or some such nonsense.

 

[Tommy Knocks]

mandatory 5 IP day ban for nikkas posting news from "creambmp" and going " ZOMG TUPACE IS ALIVE YALL ITS ON DA INTERNET!" or some such nonsense.

Bullshyt, its real. I bet 5k coli cash it's real. Prove to me it's fake, I wanna see the receipts.

 

[Token]

Yooooo, I'm done.

 

[Ronnie Lott]

There's a troll smilie in the OP. do you wanna fight Ronnie? You got beef my nikka? Aint you up in the bay? Aint you a norte? you a buster?

south side over here ese.

I got killaz wit me right now and UOENO











I actually forwarded that story to a few of the homies

 

[Tommy Knocks]

I got killaz wit me right now and UOENO

Yo homies aint coming down to the sur tho. you know we hand out the blues to the norte in the pinta ese. Tell them this Big Bad Sneaky from Varrio Primera Flats Trece. Ask what happen to your homie Happy from Hayward Norte 14. Ask what happen to Droopy from 35th. Ask them what happen to Smiley from 30s Familia. Ask them what happen to Maria from Westside Berkley, we stay keeping yall in hiding.

Sureno South Side Chicanos Ese.

 

[Ronnie Lott]

Yo homies aint coming down to the sur tho. you know we hand out the blues to the norte in the pinta ese. Tell them this Big Bad Sneaky from Varrio Primera Flats Trece. Ask what happen to your homie Happy from Hayward Norte 14. Ask what happen to Droopy from 35th. Ask them what happen to Smiley from 30s Familia. Ask them what happen to Maria from Westside Berkley, we stay keeping yall in hiding.

Sureno South Side Chicanos Ese.

What about them Nortes from East side San Jose. Them tiny locos been knockin shyt down all year Them Surs been gettin pushed back


And them Nortes in the Mission District in Frisco been knockin shyt down too (14th & Mission, Shotwell, Capp st, York)

 

[Tommy Knocks]

What about them Nostes from East side San Jose. Them tiny locos been knockin shyt down all year Them Surs been gettin pushed back


And them Nortes in the Mission District in Frisco been knockin shyt down too (14th & Mission, Shotwell, Capp st, York)

Yall busters are just banging on pisas and farmers. Those arent REAL surenos ese. Those are reject busters that decided to claim the big bad mighty SUR but those arent born and raised southsiders. You already know what time it is when we get into Pelican Bay, San Q, Folsom, Tehachapi, yall stay hiding behind BGF and Kumi.

Ask Lil Lokote what happened in Frisco at the car show when he got hit in the mouf with a tequilla bottle and was on the floor like he was trying to make snow angels.

BIG BAD DREAMER FROM PURO AVENUES TRECE GANG.

 

[Flay Mayweather]

The real king never gets robbed for his sneakers.