Okay muffuccas: All this chit ain’t “BREAKING”.

[Taadow]

It ain’t.

You so damn pressed to put BREAKING on the front, we can’t see the whole title in the margin.

Da fucc.

 

[I AM WE ARE]

BREAKING: Chloe Bailey Spotted on a date w Future

 

[ThisWorldAintRight]

They been getting away with this shyt for a minute too

 

[Kingshango]

So I’m not the only one noticing this.

 

[Ya Sinning Mane]

I be expecting some stomach turning news
And it’s just a ig thot saying men ain’t shyt

 

[Justin Nitsuj]

I feel like the folks who does that bullshyt on here are really begging for needed attention in real life. Even worst, they doing that shyt on here to get some type of attention from strangers on here

 

[Easy-E]

BREAKING: Chloe Bailey Spotted on a date w Future

This was a great thread, but, I was so mad he got me

 

[SAINT]

BREAKING: OP is a fakkit

 

[humminbird]

yeah BREAKING has been overused lately

 

[987654321]

I always assume the OP is being facetious when breaking is used in the title. It’s jokes, subtle jokes, but still jokes. It only adds to the absurdist comedy that is the coli. They sarcastic/playful usage of things like “Breaking”, “pawg”, “breh” is part of what makes this place great.

 

[Collateral]

Grown men attention whore like thots. The Coli brehettes don’t even do that.

 

[Geek Nasty]

Like CNN, the wind changes direction and they’re playing breaking news music with a big ass red headline every damn day.