Old head finessed $21,000. He probably did this multiple times

[pcpking]

People in small middle of nowhere towns are very slow and gullible but I think her greed got her rob.

 

[Ghost Utmost]

I love this crime for some reason.

Ultimately you gotta be quicker than that. As the person handing out $21K.

But still. Dude was so damn nice with it. There's probably not a better way to steal straight cash and walk out calmly.

 

[$cam-U-Well_Jack$on]

I would've been laughin' hysterically like The Joker for hours as soon as I got outside.

 

[King Eros]

Got em!

 

[Cat piss martini]

 

[Grand Cru Boo]

Her: “we got a live one here chuck”
Homie: thinking* “I’m bout to come up off this little bytch”
Her: can I help you?
Homie: I got what you need, wassup?
Her: excuse me!!!!!
Homie: nah it’s not even like that miss lady. Here (hands her the bag)
Her: ohhhhhh…. (Looks at partner and winks)
Homie: give me 28k and it’s all you
Her: uhhhhh let me talk to my boss *walks briskly to the back
Her (to her boss) yeah this nigge…. I mean gentleman up front has a fortunate on him. Let’s see if we can take him to the cleaners. It’s totally stolen and he doesn’t even know what he has. I mean… they’re sooo stupid.
Her: sir, yes ummmm we can give you 10K
Him: bytch what?!??,
Her: sir, did I say 10k… I meant 20k
Him: i don’t know… this is worth a bit. You playing games, let me go on
Her: wait!!!! Ok, 21k right now
Him: bet
Her thanks sucke…. I mean sir
Him: *man walks out and jumps in his Cadillac
Her: THIS ******RR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can’t believe!!!!! fukkkkkkkkkkkk.

Actual police conversation between the two

 

[I Really Mean It]

why are people saying she was at fault? he was always going to scam her. she was never going to keep the real gold.

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

why are people saying she was at fault? he was always going to scam her. she was never going to keep the real gold.

The way he did it made it hard to stop. He gave her the real gold and she gave him the cash. Then he gave the cash back and ask for gold then walked away. Then he renegotiated and walked back. He already made the switch walking back, but by then he had already gained her trust.

The gold was probably stolen anyway

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

why are people saying she was at fault? he was always going to scam her. she was never going to keep the real gold.

Are you slow?

 

[BuckFilly]

 

[The Half-Blood FKA Prince]

This why I call armed robbery a cave man crime.

slick old head with a quick wit eating effortlessly. Meanwhile some crash dummy is out there erasing whole families for sandwich cash.

There's levels to criminality. They thought they were finessing and he used their greed against them. That's why they didn't do their due diligence.

Bookmarked under rep is owed.

 

[The Half-Blood FKA Prince]

he probably perfected his scam over time.

As did they. They just found out what happened when unstoppable force meets immovable object

 

[fact]

even gamestop requires ID just to sell/trade-in fukking consoles and games

Yeah, but thrive pawn shops thrive on stolen merch. They just getting it like they give it/live it, and I love that for them

 

[GreenGhxst]

You're stupid if you give someone 21k before even getting your merch

They probably were trying not to be racist in their heads, but black, brown, red, white, yellow I don't trust shyt with that amount of money

Gimme the product first