Old Hoes with No Clothes :snoopfacepalm:

[Brolic Scholar]

In another thread a coli breh said something that made me

The thing with older chicks, they be fine with clothes on, but when you get to hit and see them naked, behold the flabbiness, this shyt will have you mentally looking at yourself like you ain't shyt



but when you want it you want it,i been there

He was right.



I remember being in my 20s straight Birdman hand rubbing before I clapped some older cheeks

only to get her clothes off and feel like a loser when that waist, thigh and booty meat oozed down like biscuits out the can.

My brehs with stories go ahead and share them. Tell us when you either swallowed your pride or made one cry over her ways.

 

[The M.I.C.]

"when that waist, thigh and booty meat oozed down like biscuits out the can."

 

[Brolic Scholar]

Y’all nikkas don’t wanna take an L? fukk it. These are my confessions.

When I was 19 or 20, I sold cars in a town between New Orleans and Baton Rouge. At the time I lived in BR and would have to drive an hour each way to and from work.

In that little town this local chick that had a hip hop clothing store would come by the dealership to say what’s up to me every now and then. She kinda looked like Gangsta Boo in the face with some LaChat sprinkled in.

(Gangsta Boo)

I say LaChat because she had one gold in the front and was sweet to me but hood as fukk.

(LaChat)

Anyway, old girl was in her 30s and THICK!!!

Like this...

So my young ass is definitely plotting on smashing. I think I had a girl at the time, but was about that scumbag life.

One day after her coming to see me at work and me going to her store, I came straight out and told her I wanted to see what that monkey was talking bout.

So I hooked it up for later... word to Ice Cube.

Later that night, I went and kicked it with my main for a minute and told her I was gonna go smoke with my nikka. My nikka was a red pretty boy type dude. He looked like Terrance Howard but not a lame. He was bout that scumbag life too so I told him I had two hood breezies bout that action.

So we burned two blunts and started our journey. That night there was an accident on the highway so that shyt took way too long to get there.

We got there and this nikka looked at old girl I lined up for him and new what time it was. Mannnnn... I got to the room and old girl got on her knees and GOOD GOD!!!



Her lips felt like pillows.



I had to pull back cus she had me about to bust.

So I started undressing her and this bih starts issuing warnings.



Talk bout she wanna turn the lights off and she’s not proud of her body and I’m like bih...



I wanna see these titties and ass jiggle while I’m behind you.

Old girl said fukk it and took her jeans off...



I was in disbelief at how her jeans had managed to deceive a young nikka. But at the same time I was Rocky Balboa and on some



I tore that p*ssy up a few times.

But bruh when I tell you she looked like the soft serve machine was broken coming out of her pants...

 

[poppastoppa]

In another thread a coli breh said something that made me



He was right.



I remember being in my 20s straight Birdman hand rubbing before I clapped some older cheeks

only to get her clothes off and feel like a loser when that waist, thigh and booty meat oozed down like biscuits out the can.

My brehs with stories go ahead and share them. Tell us when you either swallowed your pride or made one cry over her ways.

nikkas st

In another thread a coli breh said something that made me



He was right.



I remember being in my 20s straight Birdman hand rubbing before I clapped some older cheeks

only to get her clothes off and feel like a loser when that waist, thigh and booty meat oozed down like biscuits out the can.

My brehs with stories go ahead and share them. Tell us when you either swallowed your pride or made one cry over her ways.

Brehs take my buscuit shyt and flip it. I see u breh

I'm not mad though because that shyt true.

 

[big bun]

 

[315]

 

[LurkMoar]

This a plat thread in the making

 

[Bart simpson]

feel like a loser when that waist, thigh and booty meat oozed down like biscuits out the can.

 

[MoveForward]

Never had one with a sloppy body but she had a few kids and that pwusseh looked like

...

 

[Brolic Scholar]

Never had one with a sloppy body but she had a few kids and that pwusseh looked like

...

May the lord have mercy on your memories.

 

[BlaqkSpliffin]

Y'all ain't really bout that BBW lifestyle then


When a chick takes off her clothes and all that body falls out like an overstuffed burrito


Especially those thick aunties

Them bytches ain't hit the gym in 15 years. Just how I like em.

 

[Lord_nikon]

 

[Indiglow Meta (R$G)]

Now that I don't drink, these hauntings are returning to my memory. There are SOOOOOOOOOOO MANY...I can't really choose.
Many experiences, few good ones.
151 is not for thin people, brehs.

 

[Brolic Scholar]

Now that I don't drink, these hauntings are returning to my memory. There are SOOOOOOOOOOO MANY...I can't really choose.
Many experiences, few good ones.
151 is not for thin people, brehs.

You’re safe here my brother. Speak on it.

 

[Ian Ahbaa f/ Area51]

Now that I don't drink, these hauntings are returning to my memory. There are SOOOOOOOOOOO MANY...I can't really choose.
Many experiences, few good ones.
151 is not for thin people, brehs.

that 151 ain’t safe for man nor beast