Old Hoes with No Clothes :snoopfacepalm:

[Indiglow Meta (R$G)]

You’re safe here my brother. Speak on it.

around 2008 i was drinking brews at my cousin's crib in this low income apt complex called Kimberly Parkway/Riverdale Plaza /Marsh run
in Columbus.

We're on Urbanchat going through my inbox and I see a pair of titties underneath a face, it was bettable. She hit me with a "u cute"
and I responded back with "what you on" ...
We exchange numbers and SHE calls immediately. (I'm not surprised at all, the brew was in me and I had the power at the time. Plus she had the fat girl angle shot game and was probably hiding some MORE ugliness.)
We talk and I give her my cousin's address like a damn dummy. She's on her way.
My cousin's reaction "where y'all about to go because she can't come in here my nikka"
Went to her page and through her pictures...

eventually turned into
Them titties tho....because more brew.
I regret continued brew.
She pulled up and hopped out the whip. I'm like 5'11...6'0 w/ some air maxes or timbs...and this bytch was at least 2 inches taller than that + about 100 lbs bigger.
Titties were big but everything had strange proportions like 2 kids stacked on top of each other disguised as a man...or the MIB Edgar suit.

The face....OH THE FACE.
Shorty had a hairy mole on her cheek in the same place Paula Abdul has her beauty mark.
nikka IT HAD HAIR
.
I convinced her to take me to the corner store for ANOTHER BREW....and I fukked her in the parking lot of another complex. SO DRUNK, NO CONDOM.
Her body had mad raw hamburger areas and stretch marks upon stretch marks...I had to hit from the front in the backseat and it was super awkward lifting up the tiger striped rolls, and she kept turning my face toward hers tryna make me kiss her.
My story is jumbled because this is horrible to relive...and sadly, not the last I heard from her.
She had me drop her off at work and use her car once...I got it towed...and had to pay her back physically.



I hate myself.

 

[Brolic Scholar]

Word to Magnolia Shorty R.I.P

 

[Brolic Scholar]

around 2008 i was drinking brews at my cousin's crib in this low income apt complex called Kimberly Parkway in Columbus.
We're on Urbanchat going through my inbox and I see a pair of titties underneath a face, it was bettable. She hit me with a "u cute"
and I responded back with "what you on" ...
We exchange numbers and SHE calls immediately. (I'm not surprised at all, the brew was in me and I had the power at the time. Plus she had the fat girl angle shot game and was probably hiding some MORE ugliness.)
We talk and I give her my cousin's address like a damn dummy. She's on her way.
My cousin's reaction "where y'all about to go because she can't come in here my nikka"
Went to her page and through her pictures...

eventually turned into
Them titties tho....because more brew.
I regret continued brew.
She pulled up and hopped out the whip. I'm like 5'11...6'0 w/ some air maxes or timbs...and this bytch was at least 2 inches taller than that + about 100 lbs bigger.
Titties were big but everything had strange proportions like 2 kids stacked on top of each other disguised as a man...or the MIB Edgar suit.

The face....OH THE FACE.
Shorty had a hairy mole on her cheek in the same place Paula Abdul has her beauty mark.
nikka IT HAD HAIR
.
I convinced her to take me to the corner store for ANOTHER BREW....and I fukked her in the parking lot of another complex. SO DRUNK, NO CONDOM.
Her body had mad raw hamburger areas and stretch marks upon stretch marks...I had to hit from the front in the backseat and it was super awkward lifting up the tiger striped rolls, and she kept turning my face toward hers tryna make me kiss her.
My story is jumbled because this is horrible to relive...and sadly, not the last I heard from her.
She had me drop her off at work and use her car once...I got it towed...and had to pay her back physically.



I hate myself.

So many quotables!



Repped for sharing. Where your reps breh?

 

[ezrathegreat]

They make up for it with their sex drive and head game. Older women are EZ p*ssy for the most part.

 

[Saint1]

My story is jumbled because this is horrible to relive...and sadly, not the last I heard from her.
She had me drop her off at work and use her car once...I got it towed...and had to pay her back physically.



I hate myself.

 

[Claudex]

It's a shock for real when you see what's under the clothes.

I was messing with a 35 y.o. last year (I'm late twenties) and her body was on point (super slim) but she still always wanted it in the dark. Well, I kept smashing and doing what I'm good at; telling my partners I see beyond futilities such as physical attributes. 'Til one day I finally got to hit with the lights on and saw her C-sectioned flabby stomach. shyt caught me off-guard for a second but I passed it off by kissing her scar and going down on her, saying every and anything romantic that came to mind.
Would keep on hitting it if I didn't know she was trying to finesse a relationship out of me. I was gonna fukk around and drop one in her if I didn't back off, 'cause when she got liquored up she'd be down for damn near anything.


Plus she had some not so great hood tendencies; I was determined not to catch that "L".

I wouldn't mind dating even older, but it's something one has to be real selective with, because it's like OP said, meat oozing out like biscuit in a can.

 

[VertigoKnight]

Oldest chick I've fukked was 46 but her body was still on point. No kids, kept fit and the puss was wet and tight.

This is also why tight jeans hide a multitude of sins. If a woman is over a certain age.

If I can't see them in Yoga pants that's a

 

[mamba]

They make up for it with their sex drive and head game. Older women are EZ p*ssy for the most part.

True. Very easy.

 

[Indiglow Meta (R$G)]

It's a shock for real when you see what's under the clothes.

I was messing with a 35 y.o. last year (I'm late twenties) and her body was on point (super slim) but she still always wanted it in the dark. Well, I kept smashing and doing what I'm good at; telling my partners I see beyond futilities such as physical attributes. 'Til one day I finally got to hit with the lights on and saw her C-sectioned flabby stomach. shyt caught me off-guard for a second but I passed it off by kissing her scar and going down on her, saying every and anything romantic that came to mind.
Would keep on hitting it if I didn't know she was trying to finesse a relationship out of me. I was gonna fukk around and drop one in her if I didn't back off, 'cause when she got liquored up she'd be down for damn near anything.


Plus she had some not so great hood tendencies; I was determined not to catch that "L".

I wouldn't mind dating even older, but it's something one has to be real selective with, because it's like OP said, meat oozing out like biscuit in a can.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WOULD HAVE STARTED A RELATIONSHIP AND TOOK THE L DURING LIQUOR TIMES

You're a strong man

 

[Dont@Me]

Yup. I had my worst one a few months ago.

She was in her high 40's to low 50's. She'd flirt wit me at the gym all the time and even be raunchy to the point of excessiveness in public which was a bit of a turn off, but at least i knew she was possibly about that life

We go out drinkin and all, got tired of bullshyttin and just wanted to hit. So we get to my place and i'm lickin my lips and lookin at her crotch cuz im about ready to eat her up and get smothered between em thighs. I motion to take off her shirt and of course she wanna give me warnings, like "ummm....they're loose". Me, thinkin she was talkin about her p*ssy i was like "loose ? . this freak ass bih " . I mistake her comments of not wanting to proceed as typical female insecurity concerning their bodies .

She was serious and stopped me when I kept tryin to take her shirt off and she was like, "NO, REALLY.....they're saggy...". Now I didn't even give a fukk at the moment and probably didn't even hear a word this broad said and it was just whatever necessary means to get in em jeans since i'm bein teased. I hit her wit the, " i see, but i don't care......." type lines only because i had absolutely no idea about the image i was about to foresee. i was in straight mode and highly intoxicated on many a recreational substance anyway. Breh....she dropped that bra and i was tryna keep it cool wit my portrayed face which was like like i didn't care, but underneath my numb and drugged out conscience, i was like cuz her t*ts literally fell to her fukkin belly button NO exaggeration!

I couldn't get hard due to the substances in my system or her granny t*ts, i couldn't tell maybe it was a combination of both....but I received oral and then promptly acted like i passed out and lost consciousness. Kicked her out immediately the next morning and i still see her in the gym to this day tryna be over the top with her sexual advances to which i ignore.

 

[Brolic Scholar]

Yup. I had my worst one a few months ago.

She was in her high 40's to low 50's. She'd flirt wit me at the gym all the time and even be raunchy to the point of excessiveness in public which was a bit of a turn off, but at least i knew she was possibly about that life

We go out drinkin and all, got tired of bullshyttin and just wanted to hit. So we get to my place and i'm lickin my lips and lookin at her crotch cuz im about ready to eat her up and get smothered between em thighs. I motion to take off her shirt and of course she wanna give me warnings, like "ummm....they're loose". Me, thinkin she was talkin about her p*ssy i was like "loose ? . this freak ass bih " . I mistake her comments of not wanting to proceed as typical female insecurity concerning their bodies .

She was serious and stopped me when I kept tryin to take her shirt off and she was like, "NO, REALLY.....they're saggy...". Now I didn't even give a fukk at the moment and probably didn't even hear a word this broad said and it was just whatever necessary means to get in em jeans since i'm bein teased. I hit her wit the, " i see, but i don't care......." type lines only because i had absolutely no idea about the image i was about to foresee. i was in straight mode and highly intoxicated on many a recreational substance anyway. Breh....she dropped that bra and i was tryna keep it cool wit my portrayed face which was like like i didn't care, but underneath my numb and drugged out conscience, i was like cuz her t*ts literally fell to her fukkin belly button NO exaggeration!

I couldn't get hard due to the substances in my system or her granny t*ts, i couldn't tell maybe it was a combination of both....but I received oral and then promptly acted like i passed out and lost consciousness. Kicked her out immediately the next morning and i still see her in the gym to this day tryna be over the top with her sexual advances to which i ignore.

But on a serious note, I swear most women have ZERO game and are waaaaay too direct when they want sex. It’s like that Tupac line:

“I hate to sound sleezy, but tease me, I don’t want it if it’s that easy.”

 

[Indiglow Meta (R$G)]

What's good with nikkas going for the tongue-in-box off gate with a bytch instead of getting some duck-duck and smashing afterward?

You know you can still get head and fukk without having to eat it, right?

 

[MR. Conclusion]

nikkaz got pre-written posts and shyt. This ain't English Lit nikka.

 

[Brock Landers]

shyt I'm trying to knock down a few of the broads from the "Nuthin but a G Thang" music video, they outta be incredibly by now Had a lil breh like first time I saw it

 

[Thatrogueassdiaz]

A woman's body is a mystery, which is what makes pursuing them so much fun. It gives life mystique and character. The better experiences are the ones where the girls have A-/+ bodies they were hiding from the public. Those are the ones where you feel like you've peeked inside the ark of the covenant On Black women it's usually the girls who don't flaunt it. They usually dress appropriately, they usually don't go all out in looking good every day. Why? Because they know what they have will attract too much attention. In PAWGs it's next to always the unassuming. Never really cared about it and didn't make it their main focus. There is one PAWG physician assistant where I work who is like that. I'm not saying she is unassuming, but she always dresses conservatively for the job: always jeans, a lab coat and some button down blouse. Never tight fitting. You can clearly see she has a big ass booty and some nice titties, but it's all wrapped in mystery.

Honestly on both sides the most stacked mysterious unassuming women are the academically intelligent and success driven ones.