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I'm eating at a restaurant and two old white dudes behind me talking...one guy has hella conspiracy theories. He says he was a roadie for some band I never heard of. So far he's said:

-Kurt Cobain was going to be exposed for being a p3do so he committed dat

-A lot of popular female celebrities are actually "big husky transgenders"

-Luther Vandross was poisoned by someone who wanted revenge because Luther killed their family member

-There is a cure for AIDS but only the richest people in high society have access to it

-There is a cure for herpes but Big Pharma makes more money selling the pills for symptoms

-Major League Baseball is fixed and players are often in on it

-There is a device that can convert urine directly to clean water but the government is hiding it

-Marilyn Manson comes off as calm and intelligent in interviews but he's demonic in private life

-Clothes are tight fitting these days because there is a gay agenda

-Many people immediately die after trying to read a certain Bible verse in Deuteronomy

-He started saying something about China and the Taliban being connected and they have a secret tunnel at the China-Afghanistan border, but his buddy cut him off and said it was time to leave
 
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-There is a device that can convert urine directly to clean water but the government is hiding it

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I'm eating at a restaurant and two old white dudes behind me talking...one guy has hella conspiracy theories. He says he was a roadie for some band I never heard of. So far he's said:

-Kurt Cobain was going to be exposed for being a p3do so he committed dat

-A lot of popular female celebrities are actually "big husky transgenders"

-Luther Vandross was poisoned by someone who wanted revenge because Luther killed their family member

-There is a cure for AIDS but only the richest people in high society have access to it

-There is a cure for herpes but Big Pharma makes more money selling the pills for symptoms

-Major League Baseball is fixed and players are often in on it

-There is a device that can convert urine directly to clean water but the government is hiding it

-Marilyn Manson comes off as calm and intelligent in interviews but he's demonic in private life

-Clothes are tight fitting these days because there is a gay agenda

-Many people immediately die after trying to read a certain Bible verse in Deuteronomy
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